Two blondes were reading the newspaper...

[Geodude]

Two blondes were reading the newspaper and saw a headline that read: Two Brazilian soldiers wounded. One blonde looked at the other and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"

 

[Barb]

Don't quit your day job. ;-)

 

[evkl]

Alternately told, I think better, as a Bush joke:

Donald Rumsfeld addressed the President at an early-morning briefing: "Sir, today in Iraq, three Brazillian soldiers were killed." The president replied somberly, "That's terrible news. How many soldiers are in a brazillion?"

 

[Argy]

Old joke. It's been on the lightboard of my college's newsroom for a week.

 

[seatrooper]

Lmao!

 

[Mozz]

Fuck.