Ugliest Pokemon?

B/W Sprite and Sugi Art make Conkeldurr look beast. PokeDex 3D Model make it look ugly. Thing's dang serious at it's job either way so I do not mock it any further.
 
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Just look at it... actually, don't bother.
 
Magmortar. Wanna know how to "improve" on an already butt-ugly design like Magmar's?
Well first, you get rid of any visible tail, replace that with big flame, 'cos he's a fire type you see.
Body proportions? Centre of gravity? Fuck that, we want this guy to be real buff. Like a potato with kebab sticks shoved in one end. Yeah that's the stuff.
Also, we're sick of the duck bills this retarded line has going on. Ducks are losers. Fish are the new ducks, Magmortar's a winner, not a duck. Give that guy some big fish-lips. Big lips are sexy, seduce the competition with hotness you fat flaming fish.
So he's pretty unique, but cool kids swim with the school. Originality is for losers. So get yourself some cannon-arms you little bitch, or we'll have Rhyperior sit on you.




Yeah I hate Magmortar...
 
All the Pokemon mentioned don't bother me, other than probopass. I didn't mind nosepass, though, I entered her in a lot of beauty contests.
I think garbador is really cute, his ears make him look like a panda! I'm training him at the moment. In my opinion Keldeo has to be the worst. The colors are just terrible, and the design just doesn't make any sense. It doesn't look like a pokemon, really.
 
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^ Agree, Keldeo looks like something that came out of My Little Pony.

I'd have to say Garbodor, Stunfisk, Probopass and Gible.
 
Gible? You can't be serious!

Garbodor? Yes.

Probopass? Yes. It's the mustache.

Stunfisk? Yes. But that's what real-life flounder look like, except Stunfisk's eyes are evenly spaced at least.

Kingdra. Idk, the design of its head is just not cool to me.

Kyurem. Absolutely.
 
Bidoof/Bibarel.
Probopass.
Magmortar.

When I was a kid, I thought Electabuzz, Jynx, and Magmar were supersuper ugly. Now they are my favorites after Toxicroak.
 
Winterdaze said:
Magmortar. Wanna know how to "improve" on an already butt-ugly design like Magmar's?
Well first, you get rid of any visible tail, replace that with big flame, 'cos he's a fire type you see.
Body proportions? Centre of gravity? Fuck that, we want this guy to be real buff. Like a potato with kebab sticks shoved in one end. Yeah that's the stuff.
Also, we're sick of the duck bills this retarded line has going on. Ducks are losers. Fish are the new ducks, Magmortar's a winner, not a duck. Give that guy some big fish-lips. Big lips are sexy, seduce the competition with hotness you fat flaming fish.
So he's pretty unique, but cool kids swim with the school. Originality is for losers. So get yourself some cannon-arms you little bitch, or we'll have Rhyperior sit on you.




Yeah I hate Magmortar...
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To be fair, having an evolution not looking like their previous evos is actually original otherwise you have something like Dugtrio.
 
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^ Agree, Keldeo looks like something that came out of My Little Pony.

I'd have to say Garbodor, Stunfisk, Probopass and Gible.
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So, are you insulting My little pony or are you just insulting the pokemon?

BTW, bite your tounge on gible, it is SO CUTE!
 
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