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This is a random game with basic summaries of video games. Confused? My summary of Super Mario Bros.(original):

An italian plumber has to go save a princess from an evil turtle who plans to RULE THE WORLD!!! Along the way he picks up many, MANY "powerups" *coughdrugscough* and goes to the wrong castle at least 8 times.



Get it?

And we all know what people will write for Pokemon, so I'll do it.

At the age of 10, kids are kicked out of the house and told to capture tiny creatures with powers inside balls 5 times smaller than them and have to make one attack the other until it dies. Doing this will get them rewards and eventually destroy an Al-Queida like organization.







There's so many to pick from. God, I'll be here a while....
 
Why is this topic not more popular.

- Your girlfriend shot you and left you for dead during a robbery, but you get out and work with various crime lords all in the name of revenge, even if it means pissing off every gang in the city in the process.

- A bunch of aliens are invading and destroying Earth, and you must kill them all with only unlimited ammo, the ability to dual-wield, and your muscles.

- You're a supersoldier pulled out of retirement to sneak into a northern military base and sabotage a bunch of nukes.

- A bunch of women have been kidnapped by a vampire and you need to save them and kill the vampire.

- You get sent to an alternate universe where you're dead and you have to find out why.

- World War III happened and lasted only 53 seconds but everything got nuked; like 200 years later the world still hasn't been recovered against all nuclear physical logic, but regardless you need to go out from your underground shelter and battle mutants all to find your dad.

- There's this underwater utopia that you end up in; but you're only a two-year old and get caught up in a plot where this guy who loves genetic enhancers has you kill your father, so you go off and kill him; but only with the help of a bunch of little girls.

- The year is 2053. B-Ball is dead. You're the one responsible for that and are seeking redemption. But you've been framed for killing 15 million people, so you have to deal with that too.
 
An island of simians is in peril when evil crocodiles in a mechanical island want to destroy said island of simians. They simians must stop the crocodiles from destroying their home, and save 200 golden bananas along the way.
 
Earthbound(final boss summary):
You go back in time to abort a freaking fetus for no reason!!!!


Kirby:
A pink puffball sucks enemies in to obtain their powers...

Sonic:
A hedgehog on steriods runs around and collects rings for no reason while thwarting the evil plots of an insane bald man.

Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time:
A gay fairy finds a young forest boy and guides him into hitting puberty early to save a princess and manipulate the laws of physics. Along the way he gets to shoot a parasite's eye out with a slingshot, bash a dragon's head in with a huge hammer, pull a nucleus out of a water amoeba, throw a boomerang at an endless supply of jellyfish to save the life of a giant fish, and eventually defeat the great king of evil. And why, you ask? A FREAKING FAIRY.
 
Metroid:

Welcome to Zebes. Please blow it up.

Castlevania:

Welcome to Dracula's Castle. Please tear it down.

Fire Emblem (pick one):

You've been attacked and kicked out of your homeland. Strike down the tyrannical government and take back control!
 
Ninja Gaiden: You're a ninja. Someone has an evil weapon that will cause untold damage to the world. You have to mutilate everything in your path to kill the holder of said weapon and seal it away for good.
 
Turbo said:
An island of simians is in peril when evil crocodiles in a mechanical island want to destroy said island of simians. They simians must stop the crocodiles from destroying their home, and save 200 golden bananas along the way.
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That would be Donkey Kong 64.
 
FF VII: You play as a guy with spiky hair armed with a fat sword, beating up enemies as you gain allies, to pwn a one winged angel from blowing up the planet.
 
Left 4 Dead: There are zombies everywhere. Kill them NAO.
 
Chrono Trigger: You follow a girl back in time only to find she's accidentally removed herself from history. When you save her and get back to the present, you're thrown in prison. You escape only to find yourself in a desolate, post-apocalyptic future. And it goes downhill from there.
 
Star Fox: You and your follow anthros must fight the army of a very pissed off monkey.
 
SSBB: Beat up people as you unlock more characters, stickers, trophies, stages, (etc.) AND BEAT UP MORE PEOPLE!
 
You are god and have to make your little island survive. Will you be a nice god or an evil one?
 
The Force Unleashed:

How many different ways are there to kill a stormtrooper? 1... 2... 3... 15... 196... 3005...
 
Pokemon Stadium: Strangley blocky Pokemon attack each other until the announcer declares a random victory phrase which is repeated several hundred times over the course of the game. Lorelei dyes her hair brunette and get bigger boobs *shot*
 
Burnout 3: Takedown: Ram and blow up cars as you race, crash, ram, grind, unlock cars, areas, roads, obtain rewards, (etc.)
 
Grand Theft Auto San Andreas- Make nookie with a hooker. Kill her. Take your money back. Watch two dudes have buttsecks behind a crate. Blow something up. Repeat.
 
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