Okay, so I have been summarily informed that although a certain Super Moderator Staff member who I shall call "Geodude" (although I make no accusation that the actual super moderator Geodude is the super moderator I am refering to - I will let you puruse the super moderator threads yourself and see who is asking for unfair trades) offers unfair and misleading trades, I cannot post this in his threads.
I have access to all breedable pokemon, and all in-game legends, most in-game items, and most event pokemon (more or less).
So here's what I'm going to do: If you feel as if a certain super moderator is offering you an unfair trade, respond to this thread with what he/she is asking for, and what he/she is offering, and I will officially *DOUBLE* his offer.
For example, if he offers you a UT Wooper for your Modest Zapdos, I will trade you 2 UT Wooper with 2 or more max IVs each for your Modest Zapdos.
If he offers you a thunderstone for your lucky egg, I will trade you TWO Thunderstones, one on a Palkia and one on a Chimchar, for your lucky egg.
Now, friends of that certain super moderator who I am calling Geodude - if you feel I am misrepresenting this super moderator's trading style, feel free to say so in this thread. Feel free to defend the moral acceptability of trading a DAMP wooper for a modest shiny zapdos holding a piece of sky mail signed by GOD HIMSELF. Or, if you're good buddy is asking you to trade your event Darkrai for his DAMP Wooper, feel free to respond here and I'll give you an excuse. You can tell him "Sorry Super Moderator Pal of mine, I accidentally traded the event Darkrai you were offering me a wooper for for a shiny dialga. My bad."
So, to recap:
I am interested in all good pokemon, all event pokemon, all shiny pokemon, all high IV pokemon, and all high IV egg move knowing pokemon. More importantly, for you, I am willing to trade you TWICE what a certian SUPER MODERATOR is willing to trade you.
But hey - maybe this'll backfire. MAYBE a certain Super Moderator, upset by what he falsely believes are personal attacks (rather than accurate descriptions of shameful trading behavior) will suddenly step up his game. Maybe he'll offer you something rare for your modest Zapdos, UT event celebi, or movie dogs. Maybe he'll go overboard just trying to show me up. If that's the case... I'll double it if I can. But, if against all odds, that certain moderator wants to trade YOU an UT set of Movie shiny dogs that unlock things in G5 for your wooper... YOU TAKE HIM UP ON HIS OFFER. And you can hold your head up high and tell everyone that you got a fair trade from a moderator. Afterall, we know that moderator thinks DAMP Wooper are worth all the pokemon in the world.
I have access to all breedable pokemon, and all in-game legends, most in-game items, and most event pokemon (more or less).
So here's what I'm going to do: If you feel as if a certain super moderator is offering you an unfair trade, respond to this thread with what he/she is asking for, and what he/she is offering, and I will officially *DOUBLE* his offer.
For example, if he offers you a UT Wooper for your Modest Zapdos, I will trade you 2 UT Wooper with 2 or more max IVs each for your Modest Zapdos.
If he offers you a thunderstone for your lucky egg, I will trade you TWO Thunderstones, one on a Palkia and one on a Chimchar, for your lucky egg.
Now, friends of that certain super moderator who I am calling Geodude - if you feel I am misrepresenting this super moderator's trading style, feel free to say so in this thread. Feel free to defend the moral acceptability of trading a DAMP wooper for a modest shiny zapdos holding a piece of sky mail signed by GOD HIMSELF. Or, if you're good buddy is asking you to trade your event Darkrai for his DAMP Wooper, feel free to respond here and I'll give you an excuse. You can tell him "Sorry Super Moderator Pal of mine, I accidentally traded the event Darkrai you were offering me a wooper for for a shiny dialga. My bad."
So, to recap:
I am interested in all good pokemon, all event pokemon, all shiny pokemon, all high IV pokemon, and all high IV egg move knowing pokemon. More importantly, for you, I am willing to trade you TWICE what a certian SUPER MODERATOR is willing to trade you.
But hey - maybe this'll backfire. MAYBE a certain Super Moderator, upset by what he falsely believes are personal attacks (rather than accurate descriptions of shameful trading behavior) will suddenly step up his game. Maybe he'll offer you something rare for your modest Zapdos, UT event celebi, or movie dogs. Maybe he'll go overboard just trying to show me up. If that's the case... I'll double it if I can. But, if against all odds, that certain moderator wants to trade YOU an UT set of Movie shiny dogs that unlock things in G5 for your wooper... YOU TAKE HIM UP ON HIS OFFER. And you can hold your head up high and tell everyone that you got a fair trade from a moderator. Afterall, we know that moderator thinks DAMP Wooper are worth all the pokemon in the world.
