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[Oblivion]

Alright, I think this one's going to be fun.

Basically, you attack the person above you by any means possible, and the person you attacked can counter by any means possible. Just make sure that you quote the person who attacked you, or otherwise mention him/her. I'm serious. Anything goes.

Example:

*insert message here*

^ Shoots with rocket launcher

^ Blasts with Spartan Laser

^ Shoots with rocket launcher

Catches the rocket and fires it back

Catches the rocket and fires it back

Dodges and fires a pistol like crazy

^ Blasts with Spartan Laser

Absorbs the laser and fires it back

Or something along those lines. Chaotic? Yes. But isn't that true with all battlefields?


Oh, and try to keep ridiculously overpowered attacks to a minimum. Use them sparingly, and the only reason I'm allowing them at all is that the other person can devise an equally overpowered counter. =P




I don't have anyone to attack, so take your best shot!

 

[Gligar13]

^Destroys with Tactical Nuke.

 

[Oblivion]

^Destroys with Tactical Nuke.

Mutates into a Hunter due to the radiation and uses my deadly arsenal of insta-kill attacks.

 

[Marik]

*Trips Ombrare with barbwire*

 

[Miar]

(sticks grenade in his/her mouth, pulls out the pin)

 

[wundrwhat]

Dialga pauses time and shoves grenade in your mouth

 

[Miar]

(ruined teeth, slurred speech) I woud be pisshd, but fankfully I know a good dentish.

(mows everyone down with gatling gun)

 

[Fwee~]

*eats the gatling Gun*
Grandpappy!
That's rude.
*kicks him in the crotch*

 

[Marik]

*Grabs Fwee and throws her into a meat grinder*

 

[Miar]

(high-pitched, bent over) Way to teach my granddaughter a thing or two.
(sticks ^ in a cannon, fires at V)

 

[The Medicine Cat "猫"]

Puts Lye(Acid) into Yusei Fudo Drink.:evil:

 

[Marik]

*Puts Medicine Cat's head in between a vice*
*Makes vice slowly creep towards head until Medicine Cat's skull is crushed and eyes pop out*

 

[Rare Candy]

Summons Blue-Eyes White Dragon and hits Marik with full powah.

 

[Marik]

*Summons THE WINGED DRAGON OF RA*

*Uberpwns Rare Candy*

 

[The Medicine Cat "猫"]

Medicine Cat runs Marik Ishtar over with a Ford Bronco II.

 

[Marik]

*Falcon punches Medicine Cat*

 

[The Medicine Cat "猫"]

*throws Marik Ishtar into the sun*