Weirdest dream you ever had?

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What was the weirdest dream you ever had?

I have two of them: The first was when I was 4 years old. I think I might have been sick that night, but I swore I saw a goose walk into my room, and I screamed. Then I realized that it was just a bad dream.

Another strange dream I had happened a few months ago. In this dream, I had to investigate a crime scene in which a man fed his 5-year-old son and pet chimpanzee acid. I don't know why I had it. It was pretty strange. I don't remember how it ended, though...
 
Mine was a Pokémon themed one. I was playing Stadium and was playing what was supposed to be Pokémon Green on it (all in English with the graphics of Gen III), and Stadium was supposed to be a Gen II game, even though it isn't. And we can't bring 'Johto Pokémon' into the game, such as Raichu (yes, it wouldn't let me trade that). I was in a gym in 'Green', and the only thing we can do in battles is save. I somehow got through all of the trainers, so I was at the Gym Leader. I didn't know I could attack in that battle, so I sent out my Togepi egg (Remember, Gen I), and I lost. I was teleported outside of the gym, with Gen I graphics (noooooo!). And I swear I saw an Infernape somewhere in the game.
 
I had a dream August 2008 where I was interviewing Michael Jackson. Half-way through I realised that I'd been so nervous I hadn't even realised where we were, and when I took around I noticed a little boy crouching behind the TV dressed in red. Even when addressed he wouldn't say a word. When I asked MJ about the kid the conversation become cryptic and I can only remember fragments of it now.

You're thinking that's not so weird, right? Or you might just be thinking this is going to turn into a sick joke. Here's where it gets weird:

Come February 2009 I was watching a video dated three years earlier. Half-way through the episode there was a musical performance with twenty boys dressed in red. The camera was mostly focused on those in the middle, but for a matter of seconds the camera went to one of the younger boys who looks exactly like the kid I saw in my dream: exact same outfit (one I'd never seen in reality before) and the same expression on his face. Like as he refused to speak in my dream, when it came to his turn to sing he didn't say a word.

It took me until the summer to work out that little boy's identity. Yep, if you remember the dates I mentioned earlier then you'll realise that it's the same summer MJ died.

I guess it's weird not because of the dream itself (though it's one of only two dreams I remember from that year), but because of the coincidental relations it has with reality.


But since the start of August 2009 all of my dreams have followed the same theme: they all involve the kidnapping of a man. Sometimes it's the same man, sometimes it's not - I can't remember the faces of the others. But always I'm on the side of the people kidnapping him. However, I'm never given a reason as to why I'm helping them. :/
 
Hmm...I've got two, but I'll stick with one for now.

I was standing at the end of a straight street that just sort of floated in the night sky. There were weird hipsters and other assortments of people listening to tribal drum beats partying in and outside of houses made of cardboard. There were numerous bonfires going on. Anyway, I made my way into one house and fell asleep in a cardboard bed. I woke up (still in the dream) and went outside, where the party was still going on

From there, I walk across the street and knock on a cardboard door. Isaac Brock (singer of Modest Mouse) answers and says "hey." I didn't respond and walked into his house. We ended up having dinner, the whole time giving each other shifting glances. As the dinner progressed, he began to age into who I guess can be best described as Charles Bukowski, but he seemed to be just a generic old man.

A girl I knew from school showed up a little later and turned out to be Brock's daughter (he doesn't have any kids in real life). Brock ended up dying as an old man in the house somehow and I ended up sitting on the cardboard couch doing nothing with the girl I know from school.
 
I once dreamt my family and I were on vacation and we were murdered. I know it`s pretty scary
 
I had many weird dreams:
One was when I was fighting this huge spiky worm.
One was when I had my foot replaced with giant spiders
One was when I was crucified inside a cave, in which I did not feel any pain xD
 
Last night I dreamt that a muslim shot me with a machine gun in the shoulder, but the bullets just bounced off. Then I just heard "call me an asshole one more time." Then he flew into the sky. Last night I watched the movie hancock.
 
I can barely ever remember my dreams but I remember one where i dreamt my friend was going to be absent from school and the next day, he caleld me to get his work for him since he wasn't going to be in school. O.O
 
At friday, I had one of the weirdest dream ever. I dreamed I was driving a car, and I was meeting with someone, but being chased by the criminals. Then, after that, I drove my car to my apartment compound, got off my card, and headed for the subway station nearby. Everywhere I saw was rocks and ruins, and while I was running, I was chased by two people. I ran and ran, and I seem to be having the upper hand, and then I arrived at the subway station, in which it collapsed. Ironically, the dream is over at around that part :p
 
Ok.I was in a tropical island.Then i saw 2 monkies throwing coconuts.Then a giant cookies came and ate me and then coconuts were all voer the place
 
I had this dream last night that I had a pet SaberTooth Cat, and my girlfriend was there, wanting to have sex with me or something, and the said extinct feline ate my crazyass Chihuahua (whom IRL is a fucking psycho who, half the time, attacks just about everybody except my dad and his fiancee. Oh, and the Chihuahua is a lesbian, because she humps other girl dogs ON THE FACE.) Then, I had to keep cleaning up hairballs (not from the eaten Chihuahua) that my new pet kept coughing up. Then, I named the prehistoric predator Stalin. And my girlfriend and I got married and had a son named Lucario. Then, I found out my dad was actually Odin (The Norse war god), and that Ragnarok (the final battle for the world) was happening. I also had a Keyblade called "Digital Hazard", and Saddam Hussein returned as a zombie and kept barrel rolling in some sort of weird aircraft, but got swallowed by a black hole that came from some volcano. Then, everything and everybody died. And I woke up.
 
I have two really weird dreams that I can remember.

The first one was that Masuda-san was my pet goldfish. No, I'm not making this up. I had to save him from zombies. Again, not making it up.

The second one was that aliens that looked like vikings came to Earth on a giant metal saucer and tried to take over America when the settlers were first coming over. Then a bunch of kids from my school went back in time and tried to stop them.
 
My weirdest dream/s (one of two)
Is Me and my friend went to Target and it got robbed by this random fat guy.
 
I once had a dream where some idiot who claimed to be a barber cut off half my hair. Turns out that Saturday I was watching Mad TV and some girl had half her hair removed with Nair. I love dreams that turn out to happen partially in the future. I want to be a psychic.
 
The one where I find out I have long lost cousins from Hawaii. They then proceed to move into a giant crack in my wall.
 
Ok mine happened when i was 5


I was in a cave behind a coal cart( you know those ones you see in cartoons ) while i watched the 7 dwarfs dig away at the wall, a little while later they left so i took out a brown paper bag and loaded with gems. When i was done i went to go upstairs i saw them staring down at me with their picks swinging them up and down like gangsters do with bats, so i started to run and hopped in the coal cart and went for a ride like a roller coster with them behind me. I woke up to that blue screen you get for letting a vhs run to long.

Needless to say never watched snow white again!!
 
Three, actually:

The first was a few years back. I dreamt the house was half-flooded (on the first floor), but the water wasn't wet.

The next was a year or two ago, and I don't remember much. We were upset because our house was getting seized on the grounds that we were housing gangstas (which we weren't).

The second one was a few days ago, I dreamt I was a Gundam pilot (flying Strike Freedom :-D), and the dream was in anime form, too. I didn't get to blast anyone though, nor did I even get to fly it. :-( Anyway, somehow it ended up that I was the last crew member on my squadron's ship (everyone else died), and I landed on Earth and met up with a strange friend of mine. I woke up shortly thereafter.

I had another one from the other day, but it just went out of my head. If I remember, I'll edit my post to share it.

EDIT: Just remembered. Me and my mom were playing Black and White. I had gotten a Pidgey up to a Lv36 Pidgeot, and some other Pokemon up into the 30s. Meanwhile, my mom was fighting the first Gym with what appeared to be an Elekid. The strange part was that it was all in Japanese, so we couldn't understand the move names (or anything, for that matter).
 
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I've had plenty of dreams ending in explosions, and dreams that are about getting banned from bmgf/irc/xbox/whatever. Mostly the latter.
 
A few years ago i had one where Pokemon were real. I had a Pikachu at lvl 56 and was battling Misty. Somehow i lost and everything went black. You Fail suddenly popped up.
 
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