What NOT to say on a first date:

[Ino-Chan]

Yeah, I was on yahoo and I saw this article...:http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/10-things-not-to-say-on-a-first-date-285893/

Things like:
"So I just got out of rehab."
"Can you pay the check? I'm broke."
"I would like to get married and have kids asap."

So... what do you think that should not be said on a first date?

 

[Zak]

Some of the ones on that list I don't agree with. I mean, come on, everyone watches TV.

And "Where did you go to school"? Seriously, everyone asks that.


This sounds like a guide for people over 30.

 

[X Dragoon]

"So I'd thought we should pick this as a wedding cake."

That's just wrong....

 

[Barb]

"I have to check in with my parole officer tomorrow."

 

[Railith]

I play Pokemon.

 

[The Jean Genie]

"I would like to get married and have kids asap."

I believe that's how Michael Douglas landed Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Unfair world, huh?

The worst I've heard is; "Could I borrow your perfume? I forgot to put deodourant on".
That, and talking about your kids (or pets/exes).

 

[Irinya]

Mentioning your ex in anyway is a no-no. It just makes you look like a jerk...not to mention that it creates an awkward atmosphere.

I play Pokemon.

That is so true that it's not even funny D:.

 

[$aturn¥oshi]

"Did you just fart?"

 

[$aturn¥oshi]

"You wanna see a dead body?"

 

[ShadyWolf]

"Would you like to see my taxidermal animal collection?"

"My hobbies include studying foreign languages, playing Pokemon and practicing carnal upholstery."

"I love the way that you dress; it's like you just thought to yourself 'what the hell?'"

"I love watching the children run and jump in the park, because they don't know that I'm using blanks."

Well, I find them funny...

 

[$aturn¥oshi]

"You remind me of my mom/dad."

 

[Satoshi-chan]

"I hope that you don't mind, but I still wet the bed."
"So, have the entire collection of Sesame Street on vhs at home, let's go watch it!"

 

[Nick-kun]

Bwahah! I lol'd at these.

"Nice weather we're having, eh?"

 

[$aturn¥oshi]

"Haven't I seen you in an adult movie?"

 

[Ino-Chan]

"You want to watch *Insert anime here*?"
"You wanna see a tattoo on my butt"

 

[evkl]

I don't even know where to begin.

 

[bell02+]

"So I heard You like Mudkips..."

"I have to check in with my parole officer tomorrow."

You never know... Some people have [] for that...

another one,
"I think this is going to go a lot better than the date I had with that girl this morning"

or

"If we go back to my house we have to be real quiet so I don't wake up my mom and her new boyfriend"

 

[Ino-Chan]

" I know where your chakra points are..."

 

[X Dragoon]

"IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAR!!!!!!"

 

[ShinyFlareon]

"Didn't I use to date your (insert close relative here)?"