What Pokemon do you want with Ash?

[John Understands]

As there is already threads like this (the guy and girl one), I decided to make this one. As the title says, What Pokemon do you want with Ash?

I guess Latias or Pikachu for what Pokemon I want with Ash?

-note, this is shipping, not with capturing and befriending, like for a shipping example, altoshipping-

 

[Hurricane Kishore]

A pokemon that can transform itself into world's prettiest human girl.

 

[Feenie]

Pikashipping all the way. Pikachu and Ash belong together.

 

[SolgaleoGX]

The only Pokemon for Ash is Pikachu. Pikachu will forever come before anybody else in Ash's life.

 

[Sith Droideka]

I suppose that depends on what you think Ash is. So, let's look at this psuedoscientifically.

First off, if Ash were asexual, whom would he choose? Well, the answer that is obvious: no one. Because of the whole asexual thing.

How about if he's straight but not into bestiality? Then probably Pokémon #000, the human, such as Misty or May or [insert favorite female character here]. And if he is? Latias or Bayleef in all likelihood.

Now how about if he's gay but not into bestiality? See above about humans, only in this case it would be Gary or Cilan or [insert male character here who's not named Brock]. And if he is? Pikachu.

Bisexual? See above for all my guesses, although if a bi Ash is into Pokémon he may just want a Ditto.

Now, what would I like the best? Probably none of them, but that's not why I'm here. Because as everyone knows, no one will ever break up Ash and Lugia's secret love affair!

 

[Shadow Victini]

Latias or Pika.

 

[Caseydia]

Are we talking about shipping or just being with Ash?
If it's shipping than it could be either Latias or Mew. I'm fond of those.

But if it's just close, then Pikachu would be for that.

 

[Almonds]

Pika

Everyone else can leave