What would ^ do if they were abducted by aliens?

[Pain Split]

Makes sense, right? The user above you is abducted by aliens, so what does he/she/it do about it? There's no one above me, so I don't say a word.

 

[Almonds]

Dance for eternity

 

[Pain Split]

^ would start screaming at all the cattle abducted.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

^ Would calmly drink tea, if the aliens offer it, that is.

 

[Pain Split]

^ would tell the aliens to stop abducting cattle and start abducting Bouffalant.

 

[DracoMan]

^ Wouldn't listen to anything they say.

 

[Almonds]

^ Would burn all the aliens to death