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What would the characters not say?

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Is there anything that the characters of the anime would NOT do or say? I got this idea from looking at the Ye Old Serebii Anime Thread, and the thread was from 2007. So, is there anything that they would not say?

EDIT: This will get moved to Grand Festival, right?

EDIT 2: Here is my stuff they wouldn't say:

Ash: I've always lost some way another! I can't make my dream of being the Pokemon Master! That's it.......I'm committing suicide on Mt. Moon because I feel I serve no purpose! I've ALYWAYS been 10, and I'm supposed to be 15, you f@&)!ng writers!
Brock: You broke the fourth wall, idiot.
Ash: SO WHAT?! I AM A F($&!HG NOOB THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT!

-Mt. Moon-

Ash: Well, this is it. Goodbye, Pikachu.
Pikachu: PPPPIIKIIIKKIAAAA....(WAH! WHY! BYE ASH! I WILL ALLLLLWWAYSS REMEMBER YOU.......)
???: Wait! (And more say "Wait!")
Ash's friends come up to the place where Ash was planning to commit suicide.
Misty: Ash, is there a GOOD f()&!ng reason WHY you should die?!
Ash: I serve no purpose. I have saved the world, like 10 times, but I never accomplished my dream. To become a Pokemon Master. I never accomplished that.
Cilan: Ay......Then become a connisour! It's great!
Ash: Didn't you hear the f(@&!ng part about MY dream?
Iris: Ash. You are a kid. I said that over 9000 times, and I felt like saying that because you will die soon. So bye.
Ash: IRIS, SHUT UP! LISTEN, I AM NOT A F(@&!NG KID! I AM JUST A FAILURE! YOU ARE A KID!
Iris: Have fun being dead. I somewhat always hated you.
-TO BE CONTINUED-
 
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Burgundy: something in German.

Cilan: Something concrete, and blunt.

For some others: phrases that wouldn't contradict themselves.

Brock: Something very abstract and mysterious when commenting on a Pokemon Battle.
 
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Trip doing something interesting and not using his camera.

Iris saying Ash ISN'T a little kid.

Cilan not bringing up anything food related.

Team Rocket not being creepy.

Meowth not having an innapropriate fantasy about Giovanni.

Reggie not wearing his apron for a long period of time.

Oshawott not being a little show-off.

Barry not jumping of the walls when he sees Paul.

Paul smiling for an entire episode. Which would be creepy.
 
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@NfiNity Everyone said that on the Serebii one, but it would be funny for anyone but Ash. And I mean the Brock hitting on guys one.
 
Iris calling herself a little kid.

Paul claiming that a Magikarp is not pathetic at all.

Cilan taking on the personality of that Gordon Ramsey guy and saying... well, you know.

BW-era Ash saying something like "Oh yeah! This Pokemon I'm against has a type disadvantage against Flying-types like Tranq-what's-its-name (Tranquilizer?) and an advantage over Water-types like Oshawott! Of course I'm gonna use that bird I always use to beat this thing!"

Bianca screeching in horror and heading for the hills every time she sees a Zorua.

Georgia: "Oh, that loss doesn't count because I just lost against a Dragon-type. Those things are so overrated, broken, and not worth my time."

Trip: "Kanto is the shit, dawg. I totally want a vacation home in Pallet Town. And fuck the basics. I'm ADVANCED~."

Barry saying anything relating to waiting/slowing down/let's take our time.

Brandon saying "YYYEESSSS!", Cyrus saying "NOOOO!".

I'm out of ideas now.
 
Ash: Pikachu...I hate you and I wish we never met. I should probably give you over to Team Rocket; it will solve all my problems.
 
Ash: "I love you."

Hahahaha! I'm sorry. I just can't see that happening on this show.
 
Meowth speaking with a Victorian accent, and the English Narrator with a Pokémon Colosseum Miror B.'s Latin Theme Music voice.
 
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