What's the most random thing you're friend(s) has ever said?

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My friend told me that I was gonna get married to a cow, but I got pissed at her because she did something to an encyclopedia, so then I married a rubix cube.
 
I had a friend who once screamed out of NOWHERE: "SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!" Then he made some donkey noises and then finally said he crapped inside a clock. O_O
 
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My friend told me that I was gonna get married to a cow, but I got pissed at her because she did something to an encyclopedia, so then I married a rubix cube.
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Eh that's not really random.
There's a difference between being random and just saying dumb stuff.


Anyway, I don't keep track. My friends and my boyfriend and even one of my professors told me that I'm random as hell but unlike a lot of people, I don't try hard to be, or really try at all.
 
Mah friend:"I like taking pictures of old ladies."
Mesa:"No kidding. And you probably have a picture of the Queen on your cell."
Mah insane friend:"Yup. Sure do." *shows pic*

Wierdest friend EVAH!

And I'm talking 'bout the "sane" stuff here...
 
We all say random stuff.
But, one that I remember would be my friend yelling cockle doodle do, over the school's intercom.
Pretty jokes.
He got detention for a week I think.

Thanks.
 
Friend: "Sometimes I wish I was black so I could grow an Afro." Then all the black people on the bus cracked up laughing.
 
My best friend-"Imagine Arceus diabolically chewing on an oversized squeaky Rowap Berry in the Hall of Origin" Well, that's the translation.
 
Friend:OMG OMG OMG!!! BYE!!!
Me:Sam what the hell??

weirdest time ever
 
Dunno if this counts, but this was awesome! When my friend had a sleepover at my house, we were drawing random Pokemon in an abstract, 3-year old, silly style at 2 in the morning on Pictochat. We practically lol'd all night. Posting a colored pic soon...

EDIT: Ta-da! The idiot Slowpoke.

 
My friend: Your so predictable like, CHEESE, like not that.
 
My friend: "Why would you drink God?"

Me: "I don't know... To become Godly?"

Friend: "So what do you do if you want to become manly?"

Me: "Ummmm... Drink a man?"
 
Most of the things my friends and I say aren't exactly random, but are pretty entertaining when taken out of context. Like:

"Fine, I'll finish my food and THEN die!"

and

"I always get bridges stuck in my head."
 
"You remind me of Peter Parker."

... thanks?
 
When my friend and his girlfriend were telling me they were pregnant and the girlfriend sent me a picture and saw the date on there from 2005 and it was like 2009 lol
 
I once said "Hi" to a friend, and she said "C***" for no reason!
 
"I used to be a toy boy when I was little."

Okay, it's a slip of the tongue rather than completely random. But her trying to say that she was a tom boy as a child was also completely irrelevant to the conversation.
 
"Wow that guy looks like Harry Potter!"

"He F****** does!"

"Don't know what you're talking about."

They said this to a random person on the street and he looked kinda of surprised and nothing like Harry Potter.
 
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