The Outrage
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We all know the Pokedex has a lot of nonsensical entries, some people decide to take what is said with a grain of salt, others hold the stance that everything is bullshit, while others still only take in what fits into their Pokemon world view. I've seen users cal BS on the Pokedex then use its entries to justify their theories.
So when can a Pokedex be taken seriously?
When the Pokedex gives ridiculous numbers
Personally, any time the Pokedex puts up real numbers in their entry such as claiming that Machamp "can launch a flurry of 1,000 punches in just two seconds" we have to take that with a grain of salt and realize that the game developers just decided to put in a cool number and didn't think that its fans would be obsessive enough to check on their numbers. However, you cannot discount the fact that the Pokemon can probably punch really fast. That's basically the issue with a lot of Pokemon sizes, and more prominently, their weight. But let's all not forget that these are also probably the average size of an adult representative (or representative of the age of the majority in the case of evolutions that progress like aging) of that species so that we don't have people wondering how a one tonne Snorlax fit into an egg. Honestly, I am baffled by those statements especially after learning Game Freak'sexcus reason for bad graphics in the early games is that they wanted the fans to use their imagination.
When the Pokedex gives an over-exaggeration
Using Machamp as an example again, the Pokedex says that "one arm alone can move mountains". Again, that is probably just Game Freak's attempt at following the rule of cool, but fans need to learn what a damn hyperbole is. Just because a person says they are so hungry they can eat a horse does not mean they actually can.
hy·per·bo·le
/haɪˈpɜrbəli/ Show Spelled[hahy-pur-buh-lee] Show IPA
–noun Rhetoric .
1.
obvious and intentional exaggeration.
2.
an extravagant statement or figure of speech not intended to be taken literally, as “to wait an eternity.”
When the Pokedex claims something happened in mythology or that legends state that...
It's exactly what it says on the tin so I don't know why people argue about whether Arceus is a god, because it is in Sinnoh myth. BTW, Bronzong is also seen as a god of harvest to ancient people in Sinnoh.
Now of course, considering that when it comes to the big name legendary Pokemon, Game freak usually takes the approach that all myths are true, if a dex entry says that a llama created the universe, chances are its true.
It of course, also helps that people don't misinterpret the Pokedex and assume that just because they believe in a monotheistic all-powerful all-knowing capital "G" god, that it is the same for a fictional deity that isn't even based off of that God.
When the Pokedex does not state that it comes from mythology or legend but sound like it does
The example used this time is Banette, where it apparently came to life when "a cursed energy permeated the stuffing of a discarded and forgotten plush doll, giving it new life..."
Really, when it sounds like an urban myth or superstition, especially with Ghost Pokemon who absolutely love these kinds of entries, it is probably what you think, an urban myth.
Perhaps there is truth in what is said and a Shuppet may have possessed a doll before evolution but it does not mean it is true, nor does it mean its a lie. Ranger Jack Walker brings up a good point with Parasect. In these events where you are wondering if it can be taken seriously, take a look on what it is based on. Chances are, if it is based on superstition or urban legends, then that may be what the entry is giving you, an urban legend. In the case of Parasect, it is based on truth, so its dex entry isn't lying.
So when can a Pokedex be taken seriously?
When the Pokedex gives ridiculous numbers
Personally, any time the Pokedex puts up real numbers in their entry such as claiming that Machamp "can launch a flurry of 1,000 punches in just two seconds" we have to take that with a grain of salt and realize that the game developers just decided to put in a cool number and didn't think that its fans would be obsessive enough to check on their numbers. However, you cannot discount the fact that the Pokemon can probably punch really fast. That's basically the issue with a lot of Pokemon sizes, and more prominently, their weight. But let's all not forget that these are also probably the average size of an adult representative (or representative of the age of the majority in the case of evolutions that progress like aging) of that species so that we don't have people wondering how a one tonne Snorlax fit into an egg. Honestly, I am baffled by those statements especially after learning Game Freak's
When the Pokedex gives an over-exaggeration
Using Machamp as an example again, the Pokedex says that "one arm alone can move mountains". Again, that is probably just Game Freak's attempt at following the rule of cool, but fans need to learn what a damn hyperbole is. Just because a person says they are so hungry they can eat a horse does not mean they actually can.
hy·per·bo·le
/haɪˈpɜrbəli/ Show Spelled[hahy-pur-buh-lee] Show IPA
–noun Rhetoric .
1.
obvious and intentional exaggeration.
2.
an extravagant statement or figure of speech not intended to be taken literally, as “to wait an eternity.”
When the Pokedex claims something happened in mythology or that legends state that...
It's exactly what it says on the tin so I don't know why people argue about whether Arceus is a god, because it is in Sinnoh myth. BTW, Bronzong is also seen as a god of harvest to ancient people in Sinnoh.
Now of course, considering that when it comes to the big name legendary Pokemon, Game freak usually takes the approach that all myths are true, if a dex entry says that a llama created the universe, chances are its true.
It of course, also helps that people don't misinterpret the Pokedex and assume that just because they believe in a monotheistic all-powerful all-knowing capital "G" god, that it is the same for a fictional deity that isn't even based off of that God.
When the Pokedex does not state that it comes from mythology or legend but sound like it does
The example used this time is Banette, where it apparently came to life when "a cursed energy permeated the stuffing of a discarded and forgotten plush doll, giving it new life..."
Really, when it sounds like an urban myth or superstition, especially with Ghost Pokemon who absolutely love these kinds of entries, it is probably what you think, an urban myth.
Perhaps there is truth in what is said and a Shuppet may have possessed a doll before evolution but it does not mean it is true, nor does it mean its a lie. Ranger Jack Walker brings up a good point with Parasect. In these events where you are wondering if it can be taken seriously, take a look on what it is based on. Chances are, if it is based on superstition or urban legends, then that may be what the entry is giving you, an urban legend. In the case of Parasect, it is based on truth, so its dex entry isn't lying.
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