Witticisms (not a +1 game like the others)

[McGraw]

EDIT from Hallow♥: This thread has been closed due to age, post numbers, and inactivity.


Concept: I post a prompt (i.e. half of a sentence), you reply with the wittiest ending to the sentence that you can think of.

Example:

Prompt: "In his spare time, Brock likes to indulge in..."
Reply 1: "ornithology"
Reply 2: "opening his eyes"
Reply 3: "Pie"

Details:

* Each round lasts 48 hours (preliminary; may be changed).
* A winner will be picked by a panel of judges (yet to be decided) and scores 2 points, a runner up will score 1 point
* The points will be tallied over time

Rules:

* You are limited to one reply per round
* Try to keep it clean
* Exercise common sense

Today's Prompt:

Nothing says "I love you" quite like...

 

[Satoshi-chan]

Nothing says "I love you" quite like...
...a bottle of spanish fly and a pack of condoms.

 

[Misty]

Nothing says "I love you" quite like...

... postcount++ X)

 

[Mr kecleon]

Nothing says "I love you" quite like...

What is this mysterious "love" you speak of?

I think you're lying!

I am inclined to yell "Objection" into the DS mike

Mr K

 

[Habunake]

..internet harassment.

 

[Pie]

... Brock at a Nurse Joy family reunion.

 

[Rayne]

...a face full of alien wing wong.

 

[Kasumi]

... a Turkeyslap.

 

[Nekusagi]

James fanservice.

 

[GrnMarvl14]

...a swift kick to the groin.

 

[Trainer Lisa]

Ash saying the line "I love you" to all his Pokemon in, Lucario and the Mystery of Mew. ^^

 

[McGraw]

After deliberation, the winner of the inaugural round is... Pie and GrnMarvl13 came runner up. Thanks to all those who participated, the points tally stands at:

Pie: 2
GrnMarvl13: 1

Round 2 prompt:

If pokemon did not exist, I would be spending my time...

 

[Habunake]

...doing drugs, as Pokemon is my Anti-Drug.

 

[Kasumi]

... outside, having a real life.

 

[Pie]

... enslaving the known universe; aren't you thankful Pikachu exists now?

 

[The Dude]

...finding ways to spend the money not burned on Pokemon cards.

 

[Satoshi-chan]

If pokemon did not exist, I would be spending my time...

...having "intellectual conversations" with people about the pros of cats on obscure IRC chats.

 

[Evil Raichu]

If pokemon did not exist, I would be spending my time....

...going to class and actually paying attention to the lecture.

 

[Misty]

... playing with my pocket monster x)

 

[McGraw]

The winner of round 2 is... Misty (because we all know it would be true) and Infinite_sceptile is the runner up. Thanks again to all those who participated, the points tally stands at:

Pie: 2
Misty: 2
GrnMarvl13: 1
Infinite_Sceptile: 1

Now for something with a bit more scope; fill in the gap and complete the sentence.

Round 3 prompt:

You know you are addicted to ________ when...