wolfram alpha-the search engine with humor

[Mitchman]

Gizmodo asked it this and that was pretty hilarious:
http://www39.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=Are+you+skynet?
Aww ain't that cute! I bet its probably plotting our destruction. XD

 

[Silverwynde]

Re: Wolfram Alpha is not skynet

Isn't denial one of the first symptoms of trouble? Man, I hope I'm wrong.

 

[Mitchman]

Re: Wolfram Alpha is not skynet

Isn't denial one of the first symptoms of trouble? Man, I hope I'm wrong.

Yep. He denies it all but in the end he will destroy us. They also ran this:
http://www51.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=Are+you+self+aware?
Are you...why cut it off? I swear this thing has to be evil. Cut it off while we still can.

 

[Jeff]

Re: Wolfram Alpha is not skynet

It knows where you live!

 

[Mitchman]

Re: Wolfram Alpha is not skynet

It also knows where god is:
http://www51.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=where+is+god?
And its a stand up comedian:
http://gizmodo.com/5278884/wolfram-alpha-is-actually-a-frustrated-stand+up-comedian
But I swear it plots world destruction.

 

[PanicAttack]

Re: Wolfram Alpha is not skynet

Dear oh dear...

 

[Falconwing]

Re: Wolfram Alpha is not skynet

So, what about the European swallow?

 

[revolvingscott]

Re: Wolfram Alpha is not skynet

So, what about the European swallow?

It couldn't carry coconuts

 

[Nekusagi]

Re: Wolfram Alpha is not skynet

It knows where you live!

Oshi-

 

[Zephy]

Re: Wolfram Alpha is not skynet

It knows where you live!

*twitch*
Oh Arceus.

I wonder what other tricks it does...

 

[Mitchman]

Thankfully it does that only for you so its basicall an ip tracer as well.