Worst English 4 Gen Pokemon names you can think of?

[Zeta]

I'm sure by now everyone's wondering what the English names for these suckers are going to be, and I've been trying to think of worst-case scenarios. Puns that actually make me wince. And I think I've actually succeded in one case:

Hikozaru: Baboom

Hurts, doesn't it? How about "Chimpanzer" Ouch. Even worse: Cindermian. Magibbon. Capucheat. Marmosinge. Groan.

And what will the ice Eevee bee?

Freon, of course.

Anyone else thought of something particularly bad?

 

[Ben Kingsley Shuckle]

Pyrape the monkey. Tortoise + Nature = Torture for Naetoru. Pocchama = Pengaqua.

 

[Zeta]

Hah. They could indeed keep the name Natle, just remove the "e" and it has a different definition. XD Or if they wanted to drive home the point, just make it Naturtle. That would be funny, and I never even thought of that.

EDIT: Oh god, to follow that up - Naetle's evolution:

Torest. XD

 

[Habunake]

I thought of Pyrape, irc. So no stealing! XD

Misdreavus Evo- Misdemeanr

 

[Zeta]

Oh man. Here's one for Minomadam:

Baglady. XD

 

[The Dude]

Makoterra, the final form of the Ground/Dragon family.
Frostree (Yukikaburi). O_O
Darfrogg.
Terraplant (Dotaitos).

 

[Habunake]

Playbunny for Mililop. Awesomeness.

Ohh, and Fatkat for Bunyatto.

And Kriductor for Korobooshi.

 

[Zeta]

Oh man. I've got a good one for one of the Ghost/Flying Pokemon: Boolloon. XD

 

[Habunake]

Hindenboo.

 

[The Dude]

Zeppelurk. xD

 

[shiroandfubuki]

Luckie (or something of the sort) for Pinpuku.

Catail for Nyaaruma. (Cat + Tail)

Rhinone for Tatetopusu. (Rhino + Stone?)

Flamimp for Hikozaru. (Flame + Chimp or Flame + Imp)

Continuing with the "Pengaqua" trend, Verturtle for Naetoru. (Vert or Verde + Turtle)


Yikes. These are terrifying. -_-()

 

[Pokemaster Justin]

Chimper (chimp ember)
Blazampie (blaze chimpanze)
Flarangatang (flame orangatange ;P)

 

[Pokemaster Justin]

god now that I think about it I'm offically in love with the name Flarangatang...they better make it >

 

[Trip]

If it wasn't two letters too long, I'd be inclined to agree...

- Trip

 

[Habunake]

(by order of mini-sprite data)
Tureed
Shrubsaur
Terratoise
Pyrape
Monklown
Simmerian
Pengpal
Macawing
Empergin
Starlit
Starlot
Starlotta
Beava
Beavash
Crickgang
Cricutter
Leolect
Electleo
Kingshock
Buddi
Roserescue
Slamarep
Slamadon
Shielops
Shielsara
Bagaflouge
Baggal
Mothman
Threebee
Beearch
Eleirrl
Otteuoy
Otterket
Chertit
Cherbright
Slugsea
Nessea
Aipalms
Blowboo
Zepplurk
Rabitty
Rabeauty
Misdemeanr
Murkmob
Decitty
Obekitty
Chimini
Skuskank
Skunscam
Reflectal
Dongdoom
Bonsly
Mime Jr.
Lucksey
Parrotune
Darcorb
Sharkid
Sharsand
Greatgash
Munchlax
Lukeio
Lucario
Hippound
Hippomp
Scorry
Scorrier
Frogfuu
Toadquando
Snapplant
Fishiny
Rainish
Mantiny
Mooshmus
Yetitree
Weavile
Magnatron
Lickilick
Rhydoom
Tangewrap
Electaboom
Magmaster
Togejet
Yanmamach
Chloreon
Freezeon
Glicula
Stamswine
PorygonEX
Guardava
Nosenoggin
Dusknight
Glalina
Catherizz


Done. (excluded Ledgendaries)

 

[Joe]

Pyrape the monkey.

Say it slowly now. >>; "Pie, rape the monkey!" xD

Masukippa - Trappa
Yukinooh - Yetice

>>; Teh suck.

 

[Dogasu]

PUSA's been known to lurk around Pokemon message boards.

Thanks for giving them ideas, guys.

 

[Argy]

The ones they come up with will probably be as bad as a lot of these anyway.

And I'm not sure if they can take names unless contracts are involved lest someone sue them.

 

[Head Honchkrow]

^If they do take some of these names, then lol at them.

On topic:

Hippo's first form: Hippotass
Lickitung's evo: Tungtyed
Magmar's evo: Magaman
Spring cat's evolved form: Felarge (feline + large)
Murkrow's evo: Pimpeck XD

Wow. I suck.

 

[Dogasu]

And I'm not sure if they can take names unless contracts are involved lest someone sue them.

How could anyone sue a company as big as PUSA for taking names that were never copyrighted in the first place?