would you eat a pokemon?

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ok lets say if you where really hungry and was in the mood for some i dont know "miltank burgers" would you eat a pokemon?! i sure would i would eat a kingler! anyways would you eat a pokemon?
 
Fuck yeah I'd eat a pokemon! Just think, in the pokemon world, the only animals are pokemon, so unless you were a vegatarian, you'd eat them every day and totally love them. And yeah, Miltank would totally kick ass in a burger or as a steak, or a Filet MILnon.
 
Yes, if it was tasty enough.

Mmmm, Cherubi pie. The dex entry even describes it as sweet.
 
i'd love to eat a mudkip. and a krabby sounds good. tauros burgers yummy!
 
I most surely would especially if I was hungry. In that sense Pokémon trainers are fortunate because if they are ever stranded somewhere without food they often have edible pokémon in their possession.
 
Pikachu, get in mah belleh, it's an order! =O (The trainer is then killed by said Pokémon unless it is loyal enough to give it's life)

Seriously, I'd prbably eat a Pokemon, but only the ones that are closely related to animals already eaten as food. I wouldn't want a Dragonite steak, or a Slowpoke Tail.
 
Well, I'd be afraid I'd die to be honest, with with pokemons abilities and all that. Flaffy burgers? Hold the static...

Not only that, I would feel guilty about eating an intellagent being that are many peoples partners and get on well with them, I mean pokemon and humans get on well and interact all the time. Be kind of like eating your cat or dog, you would not do it (unless your a bit strange/wacky)

And in Anime, I have not seen an instance of a pokemon actually being eaten, only goods I remember are some rice things, berries, apples and bread (probably more than that seen)

moomoo milk? I'll drink it sicne it is processed and sold like real cow milk. Maybe "milking" a miltank has the same affect as milking a cow? It releaves it from having to carry around all that milk.
 
If there really wasn't something else edible and I were going to die for not eating like for a month, I'd eat only those pokemon that would eat me as well. Prefferably the big ones. Mostly for respect.

I mean, if I really had to kill one, I'd kill it with the honour it deserves. It understands me after all, and that we both need to eat to survive.
 
No way, it would be like shinx3000 said, eating your dog Ewww.

Although moomoo milk i'd drink till i turned into milk moohahahahaha
 
MinunPlusle said:
No way, it would be like shinx3000 said, eating your dog Ewww.



Although moomoo milk i'd drink till i turned into milk moohahahahaha
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In some cultures dogs are eaten, and guess what, in some cultures, cows aren't.

If I was a human in a world with only Pokemon, obviously I'd eat them.
 
For some reason I have nothing against eating Miltank, but will likely not eat a Cherubi, but will eat a Cherry Berry.
 
Yeh I'd probaly eat a pokemon, but only if it was tasty, and only with cheese, and preferably fried not baked, also no fatty ones like snorlax.
 
Satoshi-kun said:
Fuck yeah I'd eat a pokemon! Just think, in the pokemon world, the only animals are pokemon, so unless you were a vegatarian, you'd eat them every day and totally love them. And yeah, Miltank would totally kick ass in a burger or as a steak, or a Filet MILnon.
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But would a Vegitarian eat a Grass Type like Sunflora?
 
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