"Would you still love me if I was a Caterpie" the game

[NumberOneSpinelApologist]

You answer the above poster's question and ask your own
In the following format:
Would you still [x] if [y] was a [z]

X- feeling or activity
Y-person (you, me, someone else, a Pokémon, whatever)
Z- something funny

The poster below does not exist but I would still love them if they were a caterpie


Would you still play games with me if I was a Weedle?

 

[Bantigon]

I dont judge

Would you still talk to me if I was flying a fighter jet over your city?

 

[NumberOneSpinelApologist]

I would, but you probably would not hear me over the noise.

Would you still play Pokémon if your Switch was a Rotom?

 

[Bantigon]

No, it would probably judge me.

Would you still be a Spinel Apologist if your GOAT showed up in Horizons and was completely unenjoyable to watch?

 

[NumberOneSpinelApologist]

Yes. I would come up with convoluted theories, go into full copium mode and make "fix-it" fanfiction

Would you still like your favourite Pokémon if you became your favorite Pokémon?

 

[ValkyrieFire]

Considering I'd become a bird and be able to fly, definitely!

Would you still love N if he could only talk to trees and not Pokémon?

 

[NumberOneSpinelApologist]

Sure, I would love to know what trees are thinking, maybe he could tell us?

Would you still wash your clothes if they all smelled of pink bubblegum after you take them out of the washing machine?

 

[ValkyrieFire]

Sure. Now I smell sweet as well.


Would you still eat peanut butter if it was mixed with some hot sauce?

 

[Bantigon]

Hard maybe, because it depends on if the hot sauce tastes dissonant and gross when paired with peanut butter. For the sake of yes/no, yes, at least once.

Would you still use Bulbagarden if it got bought out by, idk, Amazon or something?

 

[NumberOneSpinelApologist]

Hard No. Absolutely not.

Would you still eat your breakfast if I told you that there are chemtrails in it?

 

[ValkyrieFire]

looks at the breakfast, shrugs, continues eating

Would you still love cats if they turned into werecats?

 

[Bantigon]

No, and it's only because that implies they can speak English to me. At that point, it would be a roommate.

Would you still play with LEGOs if they were $400 for one Charizard?

 

[ValkyrieFire]

I don't play with Legos anyway. So no.

Would you still wakeup in the morning if the day was 10 hours longer?

 

[Bantigon]

Ditto.

Would you still work a job if your pay was lowered by 25%?

 

[NumberOneSpinelApologist]

Depends on the job. I do/did volunteering so that pay is zero anyway

Would you still kiss your Pokémon plush goodnight if it was secretly a government made drone spying on you?

 

[ValkyrieFire]

Of course. Since I now know that it's a spy, I kiss it right where the camera is.

Would you still marry your sweetheart if they suddenly had an obsession with speaking in riddles?

 

[NumberOneSpinelApologist]

Of course, that would just add to their charm

Would you still not do bungee jumping if all the lemmings around you did?

 

[Phantom345]

Yes. I'm not afraid of heights.

Would you chop down a tree if you knew there was a valuable item, such as gold, inside it?

 

[ValkyrieFire]

Yes. Need the funds and it's only one tree.

Would you still drink a smoothie if it had black pepper in it?

 

[NumberOneSpinelApologist]

Yes, it would improve it a lot

Would you still go to sleep if your new neighbours were Malamars?