GrnMarvl14
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So...it's out. And it was...good. Wasn't great. Was definitely good, though. Number of moments that really shined, but they were largely outnumbered by the bad moments in a film that was way too short for what they were trying to do. Attempting to span the entire history of Wolverine prior to the first X-Men movie in one hour and 47 minutes...was a bad idea. The cast, the director, and the writers did what they could...but ultimately, the movie failed to really build up any momentum, instead going from one scene to the next and resolving problems almost as soon as they became problems. Too many characters felt shoe-horned in, and the ones that seemed somewhat important were largely left undeveloped (and NUMEROUS characters were left unnamed).
Pros:
1. Wade Wilson. Ryan Reynolds as Wade Wilson was sheer genius. Every moment with him was great. All...oh...15 minutes. He got off a lot of great lines and some good action scenes.
2. Wolverine. The star of the movie. Easily the character that came off the best. And understandably so. Great acting, and a fairly good story...what story there was.
3. Gambit. Really came off well. By the end, he had a really great character.
4. Sabretooth/Victor Creed. Came off really well. Though there was little explanation as to why he and James/Logan/Wolverine were so close, aside from their shared history.
5. The Wolverine/Blob boxing match. Short. Sweet. Good. Nice bit of humor. Would have been better if it was more important.
6. Xavier's recruiting drive. REALLY random, but it was a nice scene.
Cons:
1. Deadpool/Weapon XI. How could they turn a great character into Marvel's answer to Baraka? Aside from his mouth being forced closed (which was a nice payoff from an earlier scene), he was such a waste. Sure, it's supposed to set up for the Deadpool movie, and it goes to explain the disfiguration, but...why? I mean, I've got no problem with the idea of someone trying to shove a bunch of powers onto one person, and I've got no problem with them using Deadpool for that purpose, but if you're going to design a killing machine that you can control by using a computer...wouldn't it be better if you didn't need to type out your instructions? Plus...they had a good dozen mutants in that prison...and yet he only used three/four abilities?
2. Wait...Logan? Where did Logan come from? They randomly start calling him Logan...with no explanation. He goes from being James to Wolverine to...Logan? Why? Was that supposed to be his last name in the movie? And, if so, why did his second dog tags JUST have "Logan"? In fact...why did they have Logan at all?
3. Gambit. Where did his accent go? And how did he end up on a building a minute after being punched in the face? And...since when does he have telekinesis?
3. Too many characters. Similar to X-3...they tried to throw in too many new characters, and failed miserably at explaining why they were there or why anyone should care. Especially Agent Zero, Chris Bradley, and John Wraith.
4. The 5-minute fat joke aka the introduction of the fat Fred "Don't Call Me Blob" Dukes. His power in the comics is related to his weight. Now, apparently, he just "let himself go." C'mon. Really?
5. Will.i.am as John Wraith. Just...no. The man was EASILY the closest, appearance-wise, to the character he played...but what horrible acting.
6. As I said above, it was too short. Too much was done in too short a time, with little actually being explained effectively. Would have been great as a trilogy, or even two films. Hell, even just three hours. I keep hearing complaints about there being too many action scenes. That's not really the problem. The problem is that there wasn't enough room between them to actually make them matter.
Ultimately...the movie was fine...it was good, but it wasn't great. It accomplished what it needed to accomplish to explain why Wolverine was the way he was in the X-Men movies...but it left too many unanswered questions and confusing moments.
Pros:
1. Wade Wilson. Ryan Reynolds as Wade Wilson was sheer genius. Every moment with him was great. All...oh...15 minutes. He got off a lot of great lines and some good action scenes.
2. Wolverine. The star of the movie. Easily the character that came off the best. And understandably so. Great acting, and a fairly good story...what story there was.
3. Gambit. Really came off well. By the end, he had a really great character.
4. Sabretooth/Victor Creed. Came off really well. Though there was little explanation as to why he and James/Logan/Wolverine were so close, aside from their shared history.
5. The Wolverine/Blob boxing match. Short. Sweet. Good. Nice bit of humor. Would have been better if it was more important.
6. Xavier's recruiting drive. REALLY random, but it was a nice scene.
Cons:
1. Deadpool/Weapon XI. How could they turn a great character into Marvel's answer to Baraka? Aside from his mouth being forced closed (which was a nice payoff from an earlier scene), he was such a waste. Sure, it's supposed to set up for the Deadpool movie, and it goes to explain the disfiguration, but...why? I mean, I've got no problem with the idea of someone trying to shove a bunch of powers onto one person, and I've got no problem with them using Deadpool for that purpose, but if you're going to design a killing machine that you can control by using a computer...wouldn't it be better if you didn't need to type out your instructions? Plus...they had a good dozen mutants in that prison...and yet he only used three/four abilities?
2. Wait...Logan? Where did Logan come from? They randomly start calling him Logan...with no explanation. He goes from being James to Wolverine to...Logan? Why? Was that supposed to be his last name in the movie? And, if so, why did his second dog tags JUST have "Logan"? In fact...why did they have Logan at all?
3. Gambit. Where did his accent go? And how did he end up on a building a minute after being punched in the face? And...since when does he have telekinesis?
3. Too many characters. Similar to X-3...they tried to throw in too many new characters, and failed miserably at explaining why they were there or why anyone should care. Especially Agent Zero, Chris Bradley, and John Wraith.
4. The 5-minute fat joke aka the introduction of the fat Fred "Don't Call Me Blob" Dukes. His power in the comics is related to his weight. Now, apparently, he just "let himself go." C'mon. Really?
5. Will.i.am as John Wraith. Just...no. The man was EASILY the closest, appearance-wise, to the character he played...but what horrible acting.
6. As I said above, it was too short. Too much was done in too short a time, with little actually being explained effectively. Would have been great as a trilogy, or even two films. Hell, even just three hours. I keep hearing complaints about there being too many action scenes. That's not really the problem. The problem is that there wasn't enough room between them to actually make them matter.
Ultimately...the movie was fine...it was good, but it wasn't great. It accomplished what it needed to accomplish to explain why Wolverine was the way he was in the X-Men movies...but it left too many unanswered questions and confusing moments.