'YES I AM' game

[Mintaka]

I got this idea from chatting with friends in IM, and I think it'd be an interesting game to play here.

The rules are simple. You post something to complete the sentence
"Yes, I am __________".
It can be a noun, or an adjective, or anything that fits in the blank! Make them fun :3
It doesn't need to be necessarily correct about the above user. ^^

The person would also need to complete his post by saying "Yes, I am..." so that the next person can continue.

Please keep the answers appropriate. Forum rules will apply.

Simple, humble example
1. Yes, I am...
2. ...a jelly donut. / Yes, I am...
3. ...a washing machine. / Yes, I am...

I'll start off.

Yes, I am...

 

[Zhwoobatte]

watching ponies.
YIA...

 

[Serperiority]

an awesome Californian/ Yes I'm

 

[Super Seaking]

a smug grass snake.

Yes, I am.....

 

[Mintaka]

...a dragon that breathes ice.

Yes, I am...

 

[Japan!]

pony obsessed/yes I am...

 

[DracoMan]

The Keymaster. / Yes, I am...

 

[Mintaka]

A treasure hunter.

Yes, I am...

 

[Super Seaking]

the ruler of lemons

Yes, I am.....

 

[Zhwoobatte]

a double poster.
yes i am...

 

[Super Seaking]

A Woobat fan

Yes, I am...

 

[Flareth]

the embodiment of 9/11 a giant icy meteor.

YES I AM...

 

[Egghatch]

A floppy potato grown near a snorkel factory in Alabama.

Yes, I am...

 

[Super Seaking]

Not a giant peanut butter polar bear

Yes, I am....

 

[Flareth]

Worth using.

YES I AM...

 

[Super Seaking]

not capable of using Flare Blitz.

Yes, I am....

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

dead

Yes I am

 

[The Medicine Cat "猫"]

Falling off a cliff.

Yes, I am...

 

[Flareth]

Being sued for Malpractice (damn mouse interrupted the operation...).

YES I AM...

 

[The Medicine Cat "猫"]

Bombing my drivers test. (damn mouse interrupted my test, but was yummy...)

Yes, I am...