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Yo Mama...

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LOLOLOLOLOLOL, Mareep here with a yo mama joke thread. It's simple, just post your best "Yo mama" jokes...
I have a few, yo mama's so old she walked into Burger King, he was still a prince!!! xD
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to see how long she slept!!! xP
Yo mama's so ugly when she looked outside the window, the police arrested her for mooning!!! xP
Yo mama's so stupid she thought that Fleetwood Mac. was a nw hamburger at McDonalds!!! XDLOLOLOLOLOL
 
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I got few. :C or a bit more.

Yo mama's so stupid she makes Homer Simpson look like an Nobel Prize winner.
Yo mama's so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.
Yo mama's so fat that when she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube it turned into a gameboy.
Yo mama's so fat that the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

whuut.
these make no sense at all. but thats how I roll.
 
Yo mama so fat she went out in high heels and came back in flip-flops.

Yo mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, the mattress store laid a blanket over the Pacific Ocean and said "Here you go."

You mama so mean that the McDonald's she works at doesn't serve Happy Meals.

XD
 
Yo mama's so ugly...

... that minutes after she was born her mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."
... your daddy takes her to work each day so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
... that her mom had to be drunk just to breast feed her.
... that when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
... she fell out of the ugly tree, hitting every branch on the way down.

Yo mama's so stupid ...

... it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
... she took a job cutting grass on an oil rig.
... when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me:'Which colour?'
... she thought Hot Meals were stolen food.
... she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.

Yo mama's so fat ...

... her Uni graduation photo was an aerial.
... she deep fries her toothpaste.
... folk exercise by jogging around her!
... when she steps on the weight scale, it says...'to be continued'.
... that when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

:lol:
 
Yo mama's...

-teeth so yellow...
--when she smiles, traffic slows down.
--when she spits, it looks like butter.

-so ugly...
--not even Goldfish crackers smile back.
--when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
--she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

-so old...
--her social security number is 1.
--her birth certificate says expired on it.
--her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
--she ran track with dinosaurs.

-so dirty...
--she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
--you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
--she has to creep up on bathwater.

-head's so big...
--she has to step into her shirts.
--it shows up on radar.

-so fat...
--her BMI is measured in acres.
--when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
--when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.

-so stupid...
--she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.

-so thin...
--she hula hoops with a Cheerio.
--her nipples touch.

-so lazy...
--she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
--she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

-head's so small...
--she uses a tea bag as a pillow.

-so short...
--she poses for trophies.
--you can see her feet on her driver's license.
--she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
 
I don't find them particularly funny but to hell with it.

Yo Mamma's so fat when she wore a yellow coat people ran after her shouting 'Taxi'.
Yo Mamma's so fat when she stood on the scale her phone number came up.
Yo Mamma's so fat when she stood in the elevator it said 'Please, no more than 8 people'.
 
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door.
Yo mama so stupid she thought an aspiration was butt sweat.
Yo mama so stupid she looks at a can of juice for days 'cause it says concentrate.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid that she ran into an automatic sliding door.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she thought an elevator was a mobile home.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.
Yo mama so stupid she couldn't read an audio book.
Yo mama so stupid she thought the Nazis were saying "Hi! Hitler".
Yo mama so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus.
Yo mama so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper.
Yo mama so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "guess" so she said levi's.
Yo mama so stupid when she walked into Walgreens she said, "These walls ain't green!!"
Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and she yelled "were's my gumball."
Yo mama so stupid that when she looked in the mirror, she said stop copying me!
Yo mama so stupid she brought toilet paper to a crap game.
Yo mama so stupid she asked for a price check at the $.99 store.
Yo mama so stupid she walked into an antique store and said what's new!
Yo mama so stupid she saw a sign that said "WET FLOOR", So she did.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
 
Flashback from middle school much?
Anyway. . .
Yo' mama's so old, that when she was a kid, the rainbow was black and white!
 
Yo mama's so fat, she is the Dairy Queen!
 
Your momma's so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
Your momma's so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor
Your momma is so fat she walked in the shower and her feet didn't get wet
Your momma is so short she needs an elevator to go up 1 step
Your momma is so stupid she walked into Burger King and asked for a Big Mac
Your momma is so stupid she walked into a resturaunt and asked for a diet water
Your momma is so old that God created the world and asked what she was doing there so early
Your momma is so old she dated Jesus Christ

Most are made by me. :3
 
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks down the stairs you hear the Eastenders theme tune

(Ya won't get it unless you're British ;P)
 
wow this is alowed o.o

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to school she didnt even know it was school
 
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school, history was called current events.

YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLS OF ELDERBERRIES
 
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