You might be Mexican.

[Dr. GM]

This is kinda like "You might be a Redneck", but instead it's a little more southern, and also started by a Mexican (ME!)

I go first:

If you wake up on Christmas morning just to take a nap, you might be mexican!

 

[Ho-oh]

If you eat half your weight in tacos, you might be a Mexican!

 

[_underscore_]

no use, i already am Mexican.

 

[Kaguya]

If you go to Mexico, you might be Mexican..

 

[Ho-oh]

If you talk like you're shouting all the time, you might be a German Mexican!

 

[Treemo]

If you find yourself talented at jumping over things, you may be a Mexican.

 

[Mijzelffan]

If you find yourself participating in this game, you might be stereotyping

 

[Soulweaver]

If you tend to wear a hat that is obviously too large, you might be Mexican... or Spanish.

 

[Delta_Moltres]

If you try to hide in the back of a truck to travel, you might be a Mecican

If you live in Mexico, you might be a Mexican

If you... wait that's just racism. NVM. Only 2 jokes.

 

[Ho-oh]

If like jumping over fences, you might be Mexican.

And I don't think joking around really constitutes racism.

 

[Soulweaver]

If your nickname starts with a D and ends with an E, and you post a thread about being Mexican, you might be Mexican.

 

[Dr. GM]

If you talk at 50 mph or more, you might be Mexican.


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And if you joke about the obvious, you might... hope that one can take jokes.

 

[Ho-oh]

If you fart at the speed of light, you might be a MEXICAN!

 

[Transfinite]

Sorry, but no. I understand the thread started with good intentions, but I don't see this ending well.