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Share your gross stories but please I don't think anyone wants an extremely detailed account of that massive shit you took.

Ill post my gross story later.
 
One time in sixth grade, my friend told me a joke while I was drinking water. I started laughing so hard, water and snot came spewing out of my nose. Eww!
 
"Goatse" is the weirdest thing I have ever saw, I'm still in wondering how that can happen.

As for gross, I avoided most of those sites where they show gross stuff.
 
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I don't know if this is gross or not, but, about 9-10 years ago when I was about 10-11 years old, me and someone I knew then found a "dead and stiff" rat. Now the rat looked alive, so we put it on the middle of a road to see if a car would drive over it, all cars did not drive over it, but around it! Dang, but a while later, I found it squashed flat on side of road, ugh!
 
Well. My two friends went to go see Bam Magera when he came to Australia to sign stuff and be a tool as usual. He was drinking heavily the night before, and he was feeling pretty woozy. Anyway, behind the two friends was this girl, who said, "I'll eat your puke!" or something like that.
So he splurges into his hands, reaches out, and the girl eats Bam Magera's vomit.

All of it.
Apparently she got his e-mail out of it.
 
This is grotesque. However, I was in a 6th grade class and the teacher killed a fly and put it on the overhead (OK fine it was the document camera) and poked it with a pencil and someone threw up. It was pink.
 
I saw some kid taking a piss near the street when I was going somewhere, even more- it was RIGHT NEXT TO THE INTERSECTION
 
Here's a gross story that I think that is just simply and sophisticatedly sick. Me going to the bathroom at school and having to flush the toilette before I even start to use it because people can't seem to handle the bathrooms theirselves and manage to flush the toilettes on their own. This happens all the time but it can't get any nastier than that.
 
Just now, my mom was looking stuff up about colon cleansing and she came across all of these reviews from people who took this miracle pill. They all said, "OMG This works great! :O" Several people actually took pictures of these shits they took after taking the pill, and it was just disgusting. O_O
 
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Ok, so I've had this ingrown toenail for a while, and today I noticed that it would be long enough to attempt and extraction by clipping a notch into the exposed nail so I could pull the corner out with a pair of tweezers.

I pulled it out, but it was longer than expected.

Picture (I don't think it's particularly offensive, but avoid clicking it if you are skittish about pain.):

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And yes, that is flesh stuck to the end, not dried blood.
 
Æsahættr™ said:
Ok, so I've had this ingrown toenail for a while, and today I noticed that it would be long enough to attempt and extraction by clipping a notch into the exposed nail so I could pull the corner out with a pair of tweezers.

I pulled it out, but it was longer than expected.

Picture (I don't think it's particularly offensive, but avoid clicking it if you are skittish about pain.):

ouch.jpg


And yes, that is flesh stuck to the end, not dried blood.
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Dude that is gnarly, kinda looks like a shark tooth. I feel your pain though, ingrown toe nails are a B. Whats worse is that I heard that unless you get the nail bed surgically removed, its almost guaranteed to happen again on the same toe... (and even then it will often grow back.) -_-
 
About two weeks ago at work, I noticed several dark brown stains on the floor. I thought that it might have been mud that someone had accidentally tracked in.

It wasn't.
Someone had crapped their pants, dropped a turd on the floor and stepped in it. Multiple times. :dead:

One of the CSMs had to clean it up because no one from Maintainance would freaking show up. I said that he deserved a huge honkin' raise for what he had to clean. (Poor guy looked as if he were about to blow chunks while scrubbing. Can't say as I blame him.)
 
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