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Your last thought when taking a dump

I thought "oh bloody hell, this smells... I feel sorry for the next bloke who walks in here."
 
What is this I don't even-

I think, "Initiate launch...5....4...3...2........1."
 
Ugh, ack, oh come on... hurughhuh, you can do this. Concentrate, Jack, concentrate. Goddammit, ugh... Ah, there we go.
 
"I hope no one else walks into the bathroom."

Seriously, college bathrooms. If a stall is closed and you don't hear a tinkle or the toilet paper roll, it's like a giant neon sign "SOMEONE IS CRAPPING HERE".
 
DAYUMM THAT IS BIG!

How am I supposed to flush!

I just think about crapping in my neighbors yard instead just to be a dick.
 
I love how it's mostly guys here. Most guys can talk about this kind of thing without freaking out. Me... I don't do such things... >_>
 
"The last half of that one was really slippery!"

- a few moments later -

"Oh, that's because it was liquid. Intredasting."
 
I think in my mind "This would be embarasing if a Pokemon saw me like this!?!"
 
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