Zany Fortune game

[Peppermint Phoenix]

Basically the same thing the ^<V game cept instead of a description you give Zany fortunes.

like this

^ will be born tomorrow and kill us yesterday
< will be the US general presidential election canitate for the rent is too damn high party
V will be my running mate

 

[Serperiority]

^ Sure, I'm only 2 hours away

< Will be a great civil engineer/architect/designer

V Will gaze in awe after seeing me become all ^these^ things

 

[League]

^ Will soon visit the master to receive an actual fortune, and to see how it is done.

< Will only get better with age.

V Will soon visit the master to receive an actual fortune, and to see how it is done.

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

Serious note: league those predictions make sense to me at least. Try to make them stranger
^ will get viruses trying to look up the word zany
< will die competing at a Rock paper scissors tourney
V will be a hipster paramedic at that tournament