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RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

What will you find in Area 51?

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Not them, Piko. Us.

Now let me into those record books and see what I can do about these rumored budget cuts first.
By the way, my university's ASCE student chapter made me treasurer, so the budget is under my control.
 
*reads through the ledger*
Oh, here. In addition to our normal budget, we've recently been having expenditures on "juicy watermelons" equal to our total income.
You wouldn't know anything about this, would you, Piko?
 
♫Where is the mango when we needed the most?♫
♪♪♪
♫You look for the leaves, but the lettuce is lost♫
♪♪♪
♫They say your bananas faded to brown♫
♫They tell me your blender’s broken down♫
♫And I don’t see no watermelooon...♫

♫Squeeze a small lime just to find it has mold♫
♪♪♪
♫You’re makin’ a smoothie so the coffee’s on hold♫
♪♪♪
♫You tell me your drink’s been way off taste♫
♫The mix is like OJ with toothpaste♫
♫And I don’t see no watermelooon♫

♫’Cause you had a bad blend♫
♫You’re choking some down♫
♫You compost the rest just to nourish the ground♫
♫You say it tastes gross♫
♫You tell me don’t lie♫
♫You give up your diet and you order a pie♫
♫You had a bad blend♫
♫The taste buds don’t lie♫
♫You used cantaloupe, but you left on the rind♫
♫You had a bad blend♫
♫You had a bad blend♫
 
I know nothing of sort. I just been been eating the juicy watermelons out of the RM bar.
 
MegaPod said:
♫Where is the mango when we needed the most?♫
♪♪♪
♫You look for the leaves, but the lettuce is lost♫
♪♪♪
♫They say your bananas faded to brown♫
♫They tell me your blender’s broken down♫
♫And I don’t see no watermelooon...♫

♫Squeeze a small lime just to find it has mold♫
♪♪♪
♫You’re makin’ a smoothie so the coffee’s on hold♫
♪♪♪
♫You tell me your drink’s been way off taste♫
♫The mix is like OJ with toothpaste♫
♫And I don’t see no watermelooon♫

♫’Cause you had a bad blend♫
♫You’re choking some down♫
♫You compost the rest just to nourish the ground♫
♫You say it tastes gross♫
♫You tell me don’t lie♫
♫You give up your diet and you order a pie♫
♫You had a bad blend♫
♫The taste buds don’t lie♫
♫You used cantaloupe, but you left on the rind♫
♫You had a bad blend♫
♫You had a bad blend♫
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A singing Charjabug...Now I've seen everything.
 
FinnishPokéFan92 said:
By the way, I recall having flown this thread to the orbit and then to the moon and then to intergalactic space a while back...

Would anybody mind telling me where exactly we are right now?
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Ultra space, obviously.

*Rides on Solgaleo to get away from here*
 
I just made a Sim in Sims 4 for the first time in years. Damn its fun. But I always get so lazy towards the end of the conception, so I just make them wear a clown hat for their formal outfit and a rather fetching blacksmith's apron.
lazines ftw
 
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