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Chapter Forty-One: The Cow and the Cauliflower Lodovic recalled his Mawile glumly, despondence settling across his face like a wet blanket. “Damn,” he said. “You’re good. I wasn’t expecting that. Especially not the rolling thing with that Lairon.” “You weren’t so bad yourself,” Sapphire...

I think we all like Stacey. Even knowing the rest of Sapphire's team as I do, I think she's my favourite. She's just so completely insane.

Chapter Forty: Giga! Drill! SAPPHIIIIIIRE! Sapphire launched herself at Darren Goodwin, hands outstretched to rip the Master Ball from him; however, something solid slammed into her chest, knocking her back down. Cold black eyes stared down at her from above an empty smile; a plump...

Chapter Thirty-Nine: Raiders of the Lost Kester There had been some pretty protracted silences so far on our trip. There had been some pretty stunned ones, too. But this one took the biscuit. At a conservative estimate, it lasted well over a minute, throughout the whole of which...

I must apologise for not having posted for so long; I've had a few Internet difficulties. Yes, things are about to get rather interesting. Thanks! I aim to please, after all, and it's nice to be vindicated. I'm glad you enjoyed it. As for the character you mentioned, well... Let's...

Chapter Thirty-Eight: Humming the Bassline Yeah! This is DJ Professor K, baby, the master of mayhem, you know what I’m sayin’, bringing you another Tokyo under-ground pirate radio broadcast from... Jet Set Radio! I'm gonna bust into your head through your cute li’l ears and blow your minds...

I'm so glad you liked it. Speaking of which, it's about time for another chapter.

Chapter Thirty-Seven: In the Zoo, the Mighty Zoo, the Lion Sleeps Tonight “Two adults,” Fabien said to the man in the ticket office, “and one Crobat.” “You have to put it in its ball,” the man replied. “Pokémon aren’t allowed in here.” Since Fabien’s ego had been inflated quite...

Ah, glad you liked it. Also, thanks for reminding me that I'm supposed to be posting here - I'll put up a new chapter.

Chapter Thirty-Six: All Things Bright and Beautiful Darren Goodwin lay awake in his bed, the cool of the pre-dawn air playing across his upturned face. It was Saturday, his favourite day of the week, and next to him, Melissa was asleep, her arm unconsciously looped over his chest. Moments...

Chapter Thirty-Five: Blood, Sweat and Swablu Sapphire was standing outside the Pokémon Centre, leaning against the wall and waiting for Kester. It had gone seven o’clock now, and the first hint of sunset was stealing across the evening sky. She wasn’t at all worried about Kester’s long...

Eep! Been neglecting these forums. I really must start posting - and reviewing, damn it! - more often. Chapter Thirty-Four: Someone Holds a Candle to Sapphire Sure is jagged here, Puck remarked, as I tripped for the fortieth time. “That so? I hadn’t noticed,” I replied sarcastically...

Chapter Thirty-Three: Lavaridge is Neither a Ridge Nor Lava. Discuss. I don’t know about you, Puck said, but I’m finding it pretty difficult to think of any more Bond jokes. Oddly enough, that isn’t really worrying me right now. Sapphire had apologised, and attempts had been made at...

Chapter Thirty-Two: Aww, She Thinks She’s People Fifty-nine Manaphy, sitting on a wall, Fifty-nine Manaphy, sitting on a wall, And if one of those Manaphy, should accidentally be blasted repeatedly with lightning until its eyes fall out, There’ll be fifty-eight Manaphy, sitting on the...

Thanks. I'd been trying to think of a way to make something evolve for ages; unfortunately, Aron don't evolve until Level 30, which is really quite annoying, so I changed the rules a bit. Now, let's see what happened next, shall we?