MegaPod
Ancient Arrow Avian
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Aw, geez, that sucks. This looks like a job for my old RM alter ego...Scotty!Well, looks like a pipe burst in one of my bathrooms. Lovely. -_-
The mischievous being known as Scotty suddenly slides out of ME's burst pipe, dressed in a Santa Claus suit
"Ho, ho, ho, early Merry Hanukkah, ME! Scotty Claus can use the maaagic of winter to fix that right up for you!"
Scotty Claus shoots ice magic at the burst pipe, freezing the water inside of it solid and stopping up the pipe
the rest of ME's pipes suddenly burst from the expanding ice
"...oh ho ho, Scotty Claus has to go now. But enjoy your present!"
Scotty inexplicably procures a lit menorah from inside his Santa coat and throws it at the floor, setting the carpet alight, then materializes a fireplace and chimney inside ME's house that breaks through the ceiling, and scampers up the chimney to escape