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RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

What will you find in Area 51?

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Thank you for the template, Neosquid!
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(My apologies to Neo and Chida)
 
wakes up to see a Miltank eating a ripped-up papier-mâché Dhelmise, and promptly punts the Miltank out of a window, causing it to plummet far to the ground below

Tsk tsk tsk.

exits my room and passes Neosquid, who has been frozen mid-escape by a Glalie, and sees the pink ape stuck by a dart full of hallucinogens from my security system, convulsing weakly on the floor with all of his fingertips bitten off

How disappointing.

carts the block of ice containing Neosquid outside to thaw, then drags the flopping ape into the den of a giant, three-headed Yamper in my Tower

Eat up, boy!

Contrainer said:
Isn't MP Tower a submarine rn?
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I meant the actual tower. I had a replica replace the one that was transformed into a cruiser, remember?
 
MegaPod said:
sighs and ambles into MegaPod Tower, making sure the plentiful nighttime security measures throughout and around the tower are all active
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waltzes straight into MegaPod Tower bypassing all security measures entirely

...I’m not sure why I did that, but I guess I’m here now.
 
Magnificent Entertainer said:
waltzes straight into MegaPod Tower bypassing all security measures entirely

...I’m not sure why I did that, but I guess I’m here now.
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Well it’s no surprise how you did it, seeing as how I just deactivated them. :v

...as for Neosquid and the pink chew toy, no idea how they even made it as far as they did. Rather surprising that she’d spend such determination on attempting Dhelmisicide just to spite me, though—when I wasn’t awake to see it happen, no less. :unsure:
 
Magnificent Entertainer said:
Nah. It needs a backup power supply for when I’m not driving it.
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So, you’d let other people drive it? :unsure:

In other news, I had a dream last night in which I met a woman in an airplane museum, and it seemed to be taking a romantic turn.
Guess my subconscious decided I didn’t need that in my dreams, either. :v It turned into a sad one, instead.
 
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