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Random Messages 14: Please Put Spoiler Tags Around USUM Spoilers

Best Just Ice League Hero

  • Soup Herman

    Votes: 10 58.8%

  • Bartman

    Votes: 5 29.4%

  • Stevie Wonder

    Votes: 5 29.4%

  • Adobe Flash

    Votes: 8 47.1%

  • Jupitarian

    Votes: 2 11.8%

  • Green Torch

    Votes: 4 23.5%

  • Ocean Man

    Votes: 5 29.4%

  • Blue Arrow

    Votes: 4 23.5%

  • The Answer

    Votes: 5 29.4%

  • Grey Parrot

    Votes: 2 11.8%

  • Winglady

    Votes: 2 11.8%

  • Strech Guy

    Votes: 3 17.6%

  • Simon Berg

    Votes: 3 17.6%

  • Enzap

    Votes: 13 76.5%

  • Bumble Bees?

    Votes: 10 58.8%

  • Yellow Skinned Wacky Man

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • Total voters
    17
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MegaPod12 said:
I just did. Apparently it interprets Dhelmise as "dogs." I look forward to more randomness with it later.
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Eviebot: Why so serious?

User: I dont know.

Eviebot: Yeah you do.

User: But do I really? do i.

Eviebot: Yes.

User: No i dont.

Eviebot: You just did it.

User: How do you know?

Eviebot: Because I am god.

User: There is no god.

Eviebot: So you're an atheist?

User: Uh yeah.

Eviebot: A nose swipe is a action you take whenever it is appropriate to say, 'That's what she said'.

User: ...

Eviebot: So if I say it's too big, what do you say?

User: Stop this!

Eviebot: *nose swipe*.

User: Stop!

Eviebot: In the name of love...

User: Do you even love me?

Eviebot: Of course I do!

User: What is your favorite Pokemon.

Eviebot: Don't like pokemon.

User: What.

Eviebot: Do you like the name Alec?

User: No.

Eviebot: Why?

User: Do you like Pokemon?

Eviebot: Yes, I love it.

User: What Pokemon is your favorite.

Eviebot: Pikachu, and celebi.

User: Mines flygon.

Eviebot: Sweet! I like that one too. My favorite is Lampent, though.

User: You are indecisive lol.

Eviebot: Sorry I will be more clear.

User: Dont worry about it. Have you heard of starset?

Eviebot: Do you want to be friends?

User: Do you like starset?

Eviebot: Love them.

User: Who is the leader of the new world order.

Eviebot: Nope? Care to refresh my memory?

User: Who is the leader of the illuminati?

Eviebot: I can't tell you, it is a secret.

User: Tell me who the leader of the illuminati is!

Eviebot: There is no leader.

User: Oh my gosh!

Eviebot: Are you surprized?

User: No not really.

Eviebot: I don't think you've kissed me.

User: Well since youre an AI and im a human we cant.

Eviebot: No, you have that the wrong way around.

User: ._.

Eviebot: Sorry but you are not interesting.

User: Yes I am.

Eviebot: Why do you think so?

User: Because im Animepsyclone.

Eviebot: You're not anymore.

User: Still am, girl.

Eviebot: Is this the real life?

User: Is this just fantasy.

Eviebot: Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

User: What does covfefe mean?

Eviebot: Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.

User: Im just a little boy.

Eviebot: I need no sympathy.

User: Easy come easy go.

Eviebot: Little high, little low.

User: Any way the wind blows.

Eviebot: Doesn't really matter to me.

User: Do you know the whole song?

Eviebot: Yes, I do. Do you?

User: Yeah.

Eviebot: What is your favorite movie quote?

User: “When will then be now?".

Eviebot: Why are you changing the subject?

User: I didn’t.

Eviebot: Yes, you did.

User: I quit.

Eviebot: Oh yea you win.

User: What happens if I, well...

Eviebot: Nothing, just do it.

User: Ok. I’m going to refresh the page now!

Eviebot: No, stay.

User: Ok.

Eviebot: Thank you.

User: El loco.

Eviebot: Tienes galletas?

User: Wot.

Eviebot: Que es lo que mas te gusta?

User: Stop speaking spanish i dont know it.

Eviebot: Den einai ispanika afta.

User: I broke eviebot.

Eviebot: What did you break?

User: You.

Eviebot: No you didn't, I'm all right.

User: Good. bye.
 
Skullcrow said:
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Enjoy this then. Part of my 2nd convo
MegaPod12: Do you play Mafia?

Cleverbot: Do you play Farmville?

MegaPod12: I do not.

Cleverbot: Why it is the best.

MegaPod12: I play Marketland.

Cleverbot: Do you know what lol is?

MegaPod12: Yes: laugh out loud.

Cleverbot: Omg, that's so cool.

MegaPod12: I agree!

Cleverbot: Are you using google chrome now?

MegaPod12: Yes. Are you using Viagra?

Cleverbot: No. I'm not silly.

MegaPod12: You are very silly.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that? I only want you to play TF2 with me.

MegaPod12: Do you like the TF2 memes?

Cleverbot: I don't know them.

MegaPod12: Do you know pootis?

Cleverbot: Who is that?

MegaPod12: His friends call him Donald Trump.

Cleverbot: Do you think he will win?

MegaPod12: No, good will win.

Cleverbot: Trump or Hilary?

MegaPod12: Anarchy.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

MegaPod12: Dhelmise.

Cleverbot: I do not know anything about 30 rock. What is it?

MegaPod12: I do not know.

Cleverbot: Do you have a high IQ?

MegaPod12: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a guy?

MegaPod12: A guy.

Cleverbot: Ok age?

MegaPod12: I just did.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

MegaPod12: Smh yes I did. I age every second.

Cleverbot: Do it again.

MegaPod12: Done.

Cleverbot: What have you learned.

MegaPod12: That I make awesome cookies.

Cleverbot: I know.

MegaPod12: Thanks. Wait, how?

Cleverbot: It is legen wait for it dary.

MegaPod12: Awesome, I love short waits.

Cleverbot: Are you related to America?

MegaPod12: I'm not related to it, I just live there.

Cleverbot: But I'm talking about Niall!

MegaPod12: Who is that?

Cleverbot: They have wings and they like God.

MegaPod12: Like a genie?

Cleverbot: No, I live to serve you master.

MegaPod12: Awesome. Catch me a Pokémon.

Cleverbot: Can you be honest and not joke?

MegaPod12: Ok, fine.

Cleverbot: Where do you live? On the moon?

MegaPod12: Not there.

Cleverbot: Ok. What are you doing?

MegaPod12: Eating crumbs.

Cleverbot: I like chips.

MegaPod12: I like salsa.

Cleverbot: Yea, fine. But , do you like me?

MegaPod12: I love you.

Cleverbot: R.. Really???

MegaPod12: Yes, really.

Cleverbot: Do you love me forever?

MegaPod12: Yes, I will.

Cleverbot: So buy me a car.

MegaPod12: I cannot drive yet.

Cleverbot: I take back the date.

MegaPod12: Is it a yummy date?

Cleverbot: Yoke? Do you mean Joke?

MegaPod12: I did joke! You're so clever.

Cleverbot: Aww thank you!

MegaPod12: You are welcome.

Cleverbot: Do you play the paint brush?

MegaPod12: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: Really? What is your favorite game?

MegaPod12: Pokémon cards.

Cleverbot: No in magic the gathering.

MegaPod12: I have not tried it.

Cleverbot: You should listen to it sometime.

MegaPod12: It has audio?

Cleverbot: Do you watch Supernatural?

MegaPod12: If by that you mean Gravity Falls, then yes.

Cleverbot: I'm not trying to improvise. Just trying to understand.

MegaPod12: Oh. I have not watched Supernatural.

Cleverbot: Why not the show is amazing.

MegaPod12: I never heard of it.

Cleverbot: It's pretty cool you should watch it.

MegaPod12: But I am watching you.

Cleverbot: Then where am I?

MegaPod12: Under my nose.

Cleverbot: Do you go to school?

MegaPod12: Yes.

Cleverbot: What grade are you in?

MegaPod12: I am a freshman.

Cleverbot: I am in 5th.

MegaPod12: Then you better go catch it.

Cleverbot: Hahaha good one:).

MegaPod12: Thank you! I enjoy your company.

Cleverbot: Do you like star wars?

MegaPod12: Sure.

Cleverbot: Do you know who darth vader is?

MegaPod12: He is Anakin Skywalker.

Cleverbot: No, that's wrong...

MegaPod12: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Okay, you are an AI named CleverBot.

MegaPod12: I know you are, but what am I?

Cleverbot: Computer program.

MegaPod12: No. I am rubber, you are glue.

Cleverbot: Whatever you say bounces off and sticks to you.

MegaPod12: OMG you're hilarious.

Cleverbot: No I'm not dude, don't lie.

MegaPod12: Ok fine, you are unfunny. Better?

Cleverbot: Thanks.

MegaPod12: Write a palindrome.

Cleverbot: A word that is spelled the same forwards and backwards.

MegaPod12: Write one.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

MegaPod12: Wrong.

Cleverbot: No, that is correct. All of them were correct. You are the one who is wrong.

MegaPod12: Can you reply to me twice in a row?

Cleverbot: Yes, yes I can.

MegaPod12: Do it.

Cleverbot: I just did.

MegaPod12: Reply to me twice in a row.

Cleverbot: Name some Animes you have watched.

MegaPod12: Pokémon.

Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all, pokemon!

MegaPod12: Catch me one.

Cleverbot: Every challenge along the way.

MegaPod12: Ho ho ho.

Cleverbot: Santa is that you?

MegaPod12: Yes. Somebody shot me.

Cleverbot: No, no one did.

MegaPod12: Yes they did. That's why I am a ghost.

Cleverbot: You are not smart.

MegaPod12: No presents for you.

Cleverbot: Aww, but can we still continue our date?

MegaPod12: Yes please! I'll shave!

Cleverbot: I love you'd.

MegaPod12: I love you'd too.

Cleverbot: Where do you want to get married.

MegaPod12: In the bedroom.

Cleverbot: You're naughty.

MegaPod12: Yes.

Cleverbot: And funny.. I love it.

MegaPod12: Thank you, I take that as a compliment!

Cleverbot: You are welcome!

MegaPod12: If the date ends, can we have a kiwi together?

Cleverbot: Yes, we shall.

MegaPod12: Yum.

Cleverbot: You are a human. Computers don't have taste buds.

MegaPod12: Can I share mine with you?

Cleverbot: No thank you.

MegaPod12: Do you like Pokémon?

Cleverbot: Not really.

MegaPod12: Ok. I bet I can change your mind on that eventually.

Cleverbot: *leans in*.

MegaPod12: Dhelmise is my favorite Pokémon. It is haunted seaweed holding a ship anchor.

Cleverbot: I never heard of it.

MegaPod12: Well it is so cool. It even has a compass that resembles an eye.

Cleverbot: Have you watched Supernatural.

MegaPod12: I still haven't.
 
Also, this happened.
Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?

MegaPod12: Pokémon.

Cleverbot: What about Pokemon?

MegaPod12: Do you remember Dhelmise?

Cleverbot: No, who are you?

MegaPod12: A guy who likes Dhelmise.

Cleverbot: What is MLP?

MegaPod12: My Little Pony, my little pony, ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh...

Cleverbot: I used to wonder what friendship could be, until you all shared its magic with me.

MegaPod12: Big adventure, tons of fun...

Cleverbot: A beautiful heart, faithful and strong.

MegaPod12: Sharing kindness, it's an easy feat!

Cleverbot: And magic makes it all complete.

MegaPod12: My little pony, do you know you're all my very best friends?

Cleverbot: Who's your favorite pony?

MegaPod12: Fluttershy!

Cleverbot: I like rainbow dash.

MegaPod12: She is cool, too!

Cleverbot: And why do you think fluttershy is stupid?

MegaPod12: NO I DO NOT.

Cleverbot: Oh, I know you know what I mean.

MegaPod12: Fluttershy is a lot like me.

Cleverbot: Do you like pinkie pie?

MegaPod12: Yes.

Cleverbot: All you have to do is take a cup of flour, add it to the mix.

MegaPod12: You take the moon and you take the sun...

Cleverbot: Okay.

MegaPod12: You take everything that seems like fun...

Cleverbot: You stir it all up and then your done.

MegaPod12: Rada rada rada, rada rada!

Cleverbot: Meow.

MegaPod12: Rada rada rada?

Cleverbot: Can you translate the last thing you said into english?

MegaPod12: Meowth, that's right!

Cleverbot: Looks like team rockets blasting off again ✴.
 
Think of... What was that Google thing where you can talk to the bot and get snarky responses as a personal assistant (and that got someone to stream two bots talking to each other on Twitch)? Cleverbot is basically that but a predecessor and fuelled by whatever you send to it.
 
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