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RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

What will you find in Area 51?

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can someone put a vaccum up my nose so maybe I won’t be sniffling 24/7
 
Self-hate wrapped in a veil of conceit. Squirming for attention, even if it was that of contempt or censure. Trying to provoke a reaction just to be reassured that somebody was looking. That somebody was hearing the mindless screams of an ineloquent tongue and finding the meaning.
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Wow. I'm not too bad.
 
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Vulpix037 said:
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AAAGH!!! TOO MUCH CUTENESS!!!
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Yay!

In all seriousness though, I have two cats, one of which is the exact opposite of what you describe. The other doesn't scratch.
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I love cats! They're amongst my favorite Animals, along with dogs.

Our family has two stable cats, and they LOVE being petted and scratched. A cat's purr is one of the most soothing sounds imaginable.

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I really need to practice my singing. I've got a decent range, but my alternations are so crap horrible. URGHHH
Okay, Flaming Star, I'm going to f--cking master you whether you like it or not. People will hear me and wonder why Elvis had such a damn pitchy voice. And then I'll take a stab at something much higher, and so on until Brendan Urie marvels at my versatility.

And I reiterate: cats are trashcan-fodder. I held a kitten about a month or two ago, and it wasn't even nice. Humans are the best for holding, and budgerigars are the worst.
 
Revenge of the Boyega said:
And I reiterate: cats are trashcan-fodder. I held a kitten about a month or two ago, and it wasn't even nice.
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Either you handled that kitten poorly, or it really WAS behaving badly for some other reason... in which case you'd literally be racist towards cats. You can't judge an entire species based on a single specimen.
 
FinnishPokéFan92 said:
Either you handled that kitten poorly, or it really WAS behaving badly for some other reason... in which case you'd literally be racist towards cats. You can't judge an entire species based on a single specimen.
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No, I don't mean the kitten wasn't nice - I mean its texture, build and nightmarish face wasn't pleasing for me. I don't get the appeal, but good for those who do, because when cat-kind takes over and enslaves us and puts us in concentration camps then they can at least go 'aawwhh' when they're getting whipped and starved.
 
Naked mole rats. Wolves. Rodents. Ugly dogs. Anything remotely weird, with cool haunches and strange behaviour. I'm pretty averse to extremely popular things. It's a defence mechanism, presumably, to keep me sane. If I was a cat-loving 'otaku' (gaahhhh) who went crazy over Game of Thrones then I'd throw up all over myself. But that's just me. One person on the other side of the world, so by no means pay any attention or take any offence. It's just preferences.
 
you’re describing more people here than you think

if you see cats as freakishly sleek hunters or menacingly small death machines you probably haven’t interacted with one long enough to see just how fucking dopey they are. Besides, just look at this adorable nightmare
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Revenge of the Boyega said:
No, I don't mean the kitten wasn't nice - I mean its texture, build and nightmarish face wasn't pleasing for me. I don't get the appeal, but good for those who do, because when cat-kind takes over and enslaves us and puts us in concentration camps then they can at least go 'aawwhh' when they're getting whipped and starved.
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Revenge of the Boyega said:
Naked mole rats. Wolves. Rodents. Ugly dogs. Anything remotely weird, with cool haunches and strange behaviour. I'm pretty averse to extremely popular things. It's a defence mechanism, presumably, to keep me sane. If I was a cat-loving 'otaku' (gaahhhh) who went crazy over Game of Thrones then I'd throw up all over myself. But that's just me. One person on the other side of the world, so by no means pay any attention or take any offence. It's just preferences.
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did someone mention the animal kingdom in general

i greatly enjoy this subject

I like pretty much all animals in general, although insects are better from a distance.
 
My favourite insect is the slater, or to others the pill bug. I f--cking love them. Screw butterflies and moths!
I'm also a fan of grasshoppers, but everything else is hell.
 
I'm surprised moths aren't more liked tbh

they're so fluffy and don't have as bad a nightmare face as butterflies
 
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