RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

[TRNatalie]

While I respect your opinion, personally 4Ever isn't amongst my favorite Pokémon movies, and I know a certain person who strongly disagrees with anyone who says they like said movie...

Spoiler: Skip to 43:01 to get the point.

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I've seen that video. Yeah, that's a big reason why I said this movie is one of my favorite's due to nostalgia and guilty pleasure. My favorite Pokemon movie ever though is Pokemon 3.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Ok then.

*Breaks it to pieces with a punch*

Expected nothing less from you! Okay, now for something a bit harder!
*brings in a boulder the size of an average human*
Let's see how well you'll do this time!

My favorite Pokemon movie ever though is Pokemon 3.

I must admit, I may be in the minority here, but I didn't like Pokémon 3 all that much. Don't get me wrong, I can see why so many people like it, but I'm not one of them. I find Molly just as annoying and selfish as she is tragic (mainly because I've never been a fan of the "a child or childlike being wielding godlike powers" trope), the battles are too one-sided to be truly exciting (I don't even consider them as real battles due to Molly's mon's being basically imaginary), and Entei is my least favorite of the Legendary beasts.

 

[Max1996]

Expected nothing less from you! Okay, now for something a bit harder!
*brings in a boulder the size of an average human*
Let's see how well you'll do this time!

That thing is nothing to me! Ha!
*Breaks it apart*

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

That thing is nothing to me! Ha!
*Breaks it apart*

Whoa! Nice job! Now for something a bit different...
*bring in a thick stack of steel beams*
Can you chop all of these in half with one hit?

 

[Max1996]

Whoa! Nice job! Now for something a bit different...
*bring in a thick stack of steel beams*
Can you chop all of these in half with one hit?

Hmm...can I use my jaws for those?

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Hmm...can I use my jaws for those?

Sure! And let's also change "one hit" to "as few hits/as little time as possible". Take your pick.

 

[Max1996]

Sure! And let's also change "one hit" to "as few hits/as little time as possible". Take your pick.

Let's do this!
*Uses both jaws to break the steel beams in pieces*

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Let's do this!
*Uses both jaws to break the steel beams in pieces*

Your jaws have amazing biting power! How hard of a substance can they break?

 

[Max1996]

Your jaws have amazing biting power! How hard of a substance can they break?

Good question...

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Good question...

Let's test it. You could punch through rocks no problem, but can you break one with you teeth, as well?
*places a block of solid granite in front of Mawile*

 

[Max1996]

Let's test it. You could punch through rocks no problem, but can you break one with you teeth, as well?
*places a block of solid granite in front of Mawile*

CHOMP!

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

CHOMP!

*the granite block starts cracking and crumbles into rubble in a matter of seconds*
Once again: whoa! Now let's try something truly hard! Here's a giant diamond (about the size of a bowling ball) I conjured up with Convenience Magic! You think you can break it?

 

[Max1996]

*the granite block starts cracking and crumbles into rubble in a matter of seconds*
Once again: whoa! Now let's try something truly hard! Here's a giant diamond (about the size of a bowling ball) I conjured up with Convenience Magic! You think you can break it?

...I doubt it.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

...I doubt it.

I understand. That may have been a bit of a leap... Let's try something easier.
*turns the giant diamond into an Iron Ball*
How about this?

 

[Max1996]

I understand. That may have been a bit of a leap... Let's try something easier.
*turns the giant diamond into an Iron Ball*
How about this?

*Breaks it*

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

*Breaks it*

I think I'm getting carried away with your displays of strength. I apologize, I just got hooked on watching it. Let's chow down on something edible instead. Care to have some ice cream?

 

[Max1996]

I think I'm getting carried away with your displays of strength. I apologize, I just got hooked on watching it. Let's chow down on something edible instead. Care to have some ice cream?

No problem!

And I'd love some! All that tired me out a bit anyway.

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

I can't wait to get up tomorrow, eat some suspiciously delicious muesli and go outside and pick up some sticks and then put them somewhere else.

Yaaaaay.

What I hate about the internet is that you can't really tell if people are being sarcastic or enthusiastic, and I am definitely the latter. And what I hate about life is exactly the same thing.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

No problem!

And I'd love some! All that tired me out a bit anyway.

Awesome! Now, which flavor do you want? And do you want one serving for each your three mouths, or two in case you want eat in your regular form, or just one for your main mouth either way?

 

[Max1996]

Awesome! Now, which flavor do you want? And do you want one serving for each your three mouths, or two in case you want eat in your regular form, or just one for your main mouth either way?

Just one, please. And I'd like some chocolate.