Random Messages 16: Annual Meeting of NPCs From Cursed, Barely Functional Video Games

[guzmania]

i have such a fondness for overly verbose rewrites of pre-existing media

thank you for the cookie, i will cherish it forever

 

[JollyYoshi]

Is it homemade?

 

[Pigrider09]

I am homeade

 

[toastghost]

aren't we all technically homemade? with the earth being our home?

 

[guzmania]

i thought you were going to say something bulbagarden not friendly for a moment
on an unrelated note, has flareon finished that coffee yet?

 

[Kassie]

And I walk these streets. A loaded six string on my back
I play for keeps
Cuz I might not make it back
I’ve been everywhere, still I’m standing tall
I’ve seen a million faces, and I’ve rocked them all

Cuz I’m a Cowboy. On a steel horse I ride
I’m wanted
Dead or Alive
I’m a Cowboy
I got the night on my side
And I’m wanted dead or alive

 

[TheCapsFan]

Go Jaguars

 

[guzmania]

i hate being from quasi-chicago why does our team suck so much

 

[Pigrider09]

Da bears

 

[guzmania]

theyre so ridiculously terrible its genuinely just embarrassing to behold, chicagoan or not

 

[DawningWinds]

What sport has been sporting wrong this time?

 

[toastghost]

every sport is always sporting wrong

 

[DawningWinds]

Yes, but the sports fans are clearly complaining about a specific sport that's sporting wrong

 

[guzmania]

its the bears. the bears are sporting SO wrong rn

 

[toastghost]

i like bears. very good animal. munchlax is my favorite.

 

[Pigrider09]

What happened to the button btw?

 

[guzmania]

i ate it

 

[toastghost]

what?! i had dibs!

 

[guzmania]

sorry. if i find another you can have it i promise

 

[Pigrider09]

Time for violence
cuts open Eri!'s stomach and retreives the button. I quickly sew her stomach back up, then press the button. One button appears for every active member of the forums. Plus 18653946683254982173032243080326490 extra

I figured that would happen. Well I guess we can do whatev- Chokes on button that now fill the room