Random Messages 16: Annual Meeting of NPCs From Cursed, Barely Functional Video Games

[toastghost]

/pokes head in

welcome. you're stuck here now.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

It’s a fate worse than death, believe ME. I’ve tried to escape several times.

 

[Rainbow Cloud]

You can only get stuck if you respect the walls that confine you.

*Walks through the thread wall into the void that lies beyond*

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Rainbow Cloud gets engulfed by the void and respawns in RM

 

[toastghost]

you can't escape, RC

 

[Rainbow Cloud]

I shall endeavour to keep trying, somewhat relieved to be out of the void though with all the Daleks and Cybermen in there.

 

[DawningWinds]

Funny, I've always been able to come and go as I please.

Is it because I'm new?

 

[toastghost]

Funny, I've always been able to come and go as I please.

Is it because I'm new?

what do you mean? we locked you in here. did you noclip?

 

[DawningWinds]

Strange. I don't remember being locked up anywhere.

Maybe I'm allowed to leave so I can access The War Room?

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

TWR and RM are intertwined.

 

[DawningWinds]

But I'm able to get to the Art Gallery and the Writer's Workshop, which I don't think are connected to RM.

Maybe that's why I'm allowed to leave?

 

[toastghost]

fool. you're just stuck in the game corner. you can still access the war room, just know you can't get out.

 

[DawningWinds]

The Writer's Workshop and The Art Gallery aren't in the Game Corner?

 

[toastghost]

you must've noclipped then

 

[DawningWinds]

What is "noclipping"?

 

[Rainbow Cloud]

fool. you're just stuck in the game corner. you can still access the war room, just know you can't get out.

Have you tried looking behind the poster, you won't find a way out but I heard ME's hideout is through there.

The Writer's Workshop and The Art Gallery aren't in the Game Corner?

I can somehow still visit the AG too but that may be because I hid one of my soul fragments there.

 

[Eeveely]

I hop, that's enough for me to be able to leave.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Have you tried looking behind the poster, you won't find a way out but I heard ME's hideout is through there.

No it isn’t!
...don’t look behind the poster, tho.

 

[toastghost]

Have you tried looking behind the poster, you won't find a way out but I heard ME's hideout is through there.

gasp

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

gasp

No. No gasping. My hideout is not behind the poster.

You don’t need to check for yourself. Just take my word for it.