Spoil Without Context

[Chidamari Sketch]

That accursed artifact that grants whoever wears it superpowers turns out to be a chamber pot. And the one that got possessed by it was probably just sleep-deprived.

 

[Dreary_Rowlet]

Looks like the second main character died before, got revived somehow as a TV, and is now trying to restore the world with a child.

 

[Viridian Beedrill]

The guy you thought died didn't actually die, but the guy you thought he was did die, because the guy you thought died was actually a megalomaniacal body-snatcher pretending to be the guy who actually died.

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

Your Amazon Alexa-equivalent is actually your dead twin brother

 

[Dreary_Rowlet]

DUDE THAT ROBOT'S NOW ON THE LOOSE, and the main character needs a vacation what the fuck.

 

[mastermind lissi]

Tick-tock
Tick-tock
It’s a clock….

(Edit: wait was this about video games? I spoiled a movie oops)

 

[guzmania]

you're dead. you're just a vessel for a pissed-off god who looks suspiciously like you.

 

[helperman]

The narrator gets really angry at you in almost every ending but the one he tells you how to get to, despite the fact that the goal of the game is to stop being controlled

 

[toastghost]

music caused god to shit his pants

 

[Dreary_Rowlet]

Dude, turns out your a God, and your waifu's a God, and your having an existential crisis probably.

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

Using powers granted to you by two of the strongest creatures from another layer of reality, you fuse a couple of lesbians into an angel/demon hybrid who tears through the fabric of reality so that you can recruit a hyperactive ditz and her reptilian partner to bring back into your universe to replace a missing member of those aforementioned strongest creatures from another plane of reality. This is a mid-late game quest that seems to have been written entirely to slot in the hyperactive ditz as a cameo from another game in the franchise.

 

[StormyStinger]

While battling a dictator child who throws hourglasses at you, the friends along the way choose to give you a power boost by way of suicide pact. (Don't worry, they come back fine afterwards.)

 

[StormyStinger]

Sorry for double posting, but I really want to post this:

Bird throws her drugs off a balcony before deciding to adopt a child; a flower is angered by this because he wanted to take said child to see the king.

 

[mastermind lissi]

Don’t mix colours.

 

[The Traveller]

The eldritch horror that tried to destroy you has now become your main source of profit.

 

[impervious_gakko42]

YOU MEAN THE CAT WAS ALSO A RObOT tHIS WHOLE TIME?

 

[Frozen Fennec]

The friend you've been helping this whole time was just an amnesiac powerful lord who hated their job, don't worry though, they finally remember and are in a better mood now.

 

[Viridian Beedrill]

Turns out it was just a mediocre disguise and you're fighting the same guy you fought the last five times.

 

[The Traveller]

The butterfly you’ve casually observed fluttering around your home for years absorbs the galaxy’s strongest knight and becomes a fire-sword-wielding menace.

 

[Frozen Fennec]

The house has been rented out and the people living there don't seem keen on leaving or having guests at all.