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The "If Pokémon Were Real" Thread

If Pokemon were real, no one would make eye contact with each other for fear of a battle and traffic would become a lot worse because of the slowpoke in the middle of the road trying to figure out which side of the road he was going to and which he was walking away from.
 
hehe if pokemon were real i'd go out on a quest to catch all cute pokemon, keep them as pets and out of the pokeballs.
no i wouldn't battle with them because if pokemon were real..making them battle for our entertainment is pokemon abuse!
 
In this case I would become a Ghost-type master – the ultimate goal being to tame Giratina. Although, despite specializing in Ghost-types, I would have an Archen following me \o/.
 
If Pokemon were real, I'd definitely be a Grass trainer and probably be a Pokemon coordinator.
 
I would catch as many leafeon as possible!!!

oooo and of course a Celebi!!!!
 
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If dem Pokermahns were real, I would fly all over the world with a Staraptor, going around to help people in need, giving them food, using my Arcanine's fire to keep them warm.... Then, if the legal training age was eighteen, I'd go out on a badge quest and conquer the American League. Or just be a person with Pokemon for friends.
 
I would like to be a Pokemon researcher... If I ever finished beating Champions with my team of Leafeon, Glaceon, Umbreon, Flareon (Giga Impact FTW), Lugia, and my Serperior. Yuss.
 
I wouldn't catch any Pokemon 'cause I don't like the idea of beating them up and abducting them, and then expecting them to fight for my amusement or otherwise live most of their lives stuck in a Poke Ball:sweatlol:. I'd probably try hard to befriend some, though:drowsy:. That would rock:bounce:.
 
As a child, Pokemon being real was often a daydream of mine. I always thought it would be so much fun to be a Pokemon breeder - owning a farm, specializing in one or two specific types. (For example: Fire breeder, having a fire proof home or Water breeder, lots of lakes and rivers.) Not necessarily training them, but taking in clients' Pokemon and breeding them. Or breeding for myself. :) I could live with a farm full of Vulpix. Haha.
 
Pokemon fans would be much higher in society. Just imagine, some idiot saying "oh pokemons for losers," and then a Charizard comes out of nowhere. What would I do? Catch pokemon and train them. I would catch A torchic, a male ralts, an anorith, and a lot of others!
 
If Pokemon were real, many people will own Pokemon to protect themselves and fight others, resulting in violent riots, protests, gangfights, destructions and disasters. However, I would like to own one, too.
 
Floris said:
I'd bring Groudon to Europe and let him take care of this stupid drizzle, really, Kyogre needs to take a break over here!
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While you're at it move Kyogre to Africa I hear they could use a drizzle over there. Also if you have an Abomasnow we could use it in the Canadian north to preserve the ice caps.

In all's seriousness I would assemble my in-game team and travel the world seeking out it's mysteries like finding legendary pokemon and battling them or uncovering lost information about pokemon like new things about legends and history. I would also hunt down and bring to justice people like team plasma or pokemon hunters and help undo any damage they may have caused.
 
I'd be an awesome person. So there. :p

Nah, but I'd go around befriending Pokemon and letting them travel around with me out of their Pokeballs.
 
gardenGnostic said:
If Pokemon were real I would probably end up getting involved with PETA. I mean, really. There would be so many abused little Pokemon D;;
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Oh don't worry, there would be crazy nutcases like me who would take in the abused and neglected. Like I've said, I'd have me an Automaton sanctuary; every Golett and Golurk that would come to me would be well taken care of and adored. Ah, so many hugs and kisses all around. But it might be kinda tough snuggling with a nine foot tall ghost-bot. It would be an awesome life, though. :crush:
 
Well if Pokémon were real, I'd sure as hell be spending a lot on getting to different locations just for the sake of being determined to catch a Pokémon I really really want on my Team. Every morning I'd be flying on my Crobat to College, then getting off it like a Boss whilst everyone stares in complete shock, I'd then return it to it's Pokéball do a hair flick with my fringe (Paul style lool) and walk into the College. After being so well known around my College for raising amazing Pokémon, guys from all over the City would come to challenge me (hoping for a win), I'd win, and then I'd obviously be praised, and loved by many girls, wanting not just me in their lives, but my Pokémon too. Girls will have to accept the fact that if they want to be with me, they have to accept my Pokémon! Hahaha.
 
I love babies, so I imagine I'd be hatching young'uns. Gotta have my trusty Magmar to help incubate. Magbies, Smoochums, Elekids...love 'em all.

No Poke-mills, though. Breeding for quality, and taking in abandoned eggs.
 
it would be great i would spend all day playing with my pokemon and making new friends i would have so much fun with my poke buddies together we would challenge the gyms to try and win the pokemon leauge altohguh i would be so busy looking for new pokemon and travelling across the land it would take me ages to get all the badges. finally after competing in the pokemon league win or lose i would love to become a pokemon researcher just like gary did but do most of my work in the field with the pokemon.
 
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