Random Messages Episode X

[Karisse]

It bummed me at first that they didn't keep the obscenely low BP prices that BW2's prizes had, but then I realized you got a point(s) for each battle and I was like "oh, kewl :3"

 

[Zexy]

Got him! That's number 63.

Oh, didn't realize he was not yet caught. Congrats!

 

[Enzap]

Don't even know what comic sns are.

It's one of the font choices. Not sure if you can see this, but it looks like this. Lotsa curvy letters, and it's generally known as one of the most unprofessional fonts.

Maybe using /sarcasm in the end?

That would work if you don't want to use the other components.

 

[Karisse]

Remind me again what CLASS stands for?

 

[Windchild]

...

 

[Rainbow]

I used the RPG and my whole game froze
Welp

 

[Majestic-Six]

so this is comic sans?

 

[Zima]

so this is comic sans?

Yes.

 

[Majestic-Six]

I used the RPG and my whole game froze
Welp

Sounds like you got yourself a second hand copy.

 

[Zexy]

Behold the biggest wallpost in Zexy history!
I had to cut down some naughty emoticons because of the image cap.

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Wow. I'm shipped very little. XD That's okay.

If you want more ships, please give more... hints :naughty:

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User x User

This is the general form of the KM Basic Shipping Equation.

3

Sorry guys I forgot what OTP was again :/

My brain is like a Shuckle's rock: holey

I guess someone's told you it is One True Pairing since then, but you may have forgotten again by now )

At least it is sturdy. It won't develop amnesia if I kick your head, for example. Wanna give it a try?

4

Any other people who want notifications can say so, and I'll put you in a list.

I am late, but me please as well!

5

They are so good, Marvel is offering her a job!

Marvel-ous!

6

OMG. This one was fun to make.

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@Gaga; @Mokoniki; @Paleo; @Mega Bluestoise; @He Who Must Be Named; @BMGF Anime Master; @Karis; @Enzap; @Night Sky; @Cariad; @Terrell; @Lord Apex; @Arcturus;

100% greatness, Zeems.

7

What are they doing to animaster?!

Things :naughty:

8

I dunno, but Apex and Blazaking have this thing going on
it's adorable

Is this shipping in the thread?

9

I dunno, but Apex and Blazaking have this thing going on
it's adorable

leave us alone

Alone :naughty:

10

Any of you ever seen a thread collapse on itself?

*makes all the mines I've been planting for months around the thread explode*
Yup, I just saw one.

11

I imagine a thread collapsing to be like demolishing a building using dynamite.

Uhm, I ninja'd you... wait.

12

I dunno, but Apex and Blazaking have this thing going on
it's adorable

is it your new
OTP?

I think Apex has more than one OTP. That's weird, since it should be one by definition )

13

Something doesn't feel right.

Hi, Kiratwig, nice to meet you, even if really late.
Were wallposts a thing back in your days?

14

please keep the likes coming KM
it makes me feel special

... everyone gets likes from KM
enjoy your broken morale now

15

Woah, either someone fixed it or it fixed itself.

Either way, awesomesauce. At least now there won't be a delay on my posts

Good news!
Hope we are going to have more of you now! Welcome to RM! )

16

Hey hey!

Where have you been? XD

Oh, you know..... Places.

Places :naughty:

17

I haven't changed?

*reflects back*

Should I be saddened toward my staticness or not?

You've changed in some ways imo. You're not rude like you were back in the day. (No offense, but I have to give it to you how it is.)
You seem pretty friendly now really.

... rude Miar? I did not know this was a thing at all!
So, yeah, you did change.

18

Have I changed a lot since RM9?

No )
I think it's too recent, dunno.

19

Okay, I was different for a while.

I was a Chespin (because they are the best new mon of XY)

I should be glad I first met you as the happy-go-lucky Chespin, I guess!

20

Shiny Celebi and Neosquid? I'm good friends with the two of them; that's how I know. XD

Good friends? naughty
ship it

21

Shiny Celebi and Neosquid? I'm good friends with the two of them; that's how I know. XD

Good friends? naughty
ship it

22

Would any of you happen to have Skype accounts?

I do, but unfortunately I can't really do Bulba-talk from there as the situation is now.

23

I haven't liked Yu-Gi-Oh since maybe middle school.

Given my sense of time, events from even a year ago may as well be from a past life.

I see... have you watched any bit of Yugioh ZEXAL?

24

Songs help alot when your down. :angel:

100% AGREES.

25

Time flies by, people leave, more people come, more people leave, even more people come, your friends leave, the new users leave, you leave...

But through all the good and bad moments, you have had an intersting forum life.

26

Stop worrying so much :lol:

Hehe... We just met, but all of the others could tell you that I'm a worrier. XD

I have that feeling that I am ending up this way as well; I always feel the urge to help others through their dramas. Not that I'm good at actually doing that

27

That doesn't mean someone shouldn't try to help her. :/

That's something I always liked about you. Thinking of others.

I think I'm blushing, LOL. STAHP.

There is no return! SHIPPING!

28

I made a new avatar and it isn't Russia. Who here is surprised?

Well, Sonic was a second-husbando to you, right? I guess I am not as surprised.

29

Naegi is awesome. XD

Oh right, you have a third-husbando as well )

30

I hate Belarus and Italy. *growls at both of them*

Ηating the whole countries? You are a stereotypical racist pig.
Well, this is the only post from Page 1997 to make it in the wallpost. 1997 was the best year!

31

I don't know how people with pets do it. I can barely take care of a Nintendog.

9 10 dogs.
Make sense, they are too many to take care of!

32

We reached the new millennium!
So much faster than RM9

Happy Millenium!
Yeah, goes to show how much more active this thread is )

33

What time is it there, Markos?

7:32, on the dot.

LIAR! That is my timezone!

34

Post deletion...

You're right, retroactively deleting posts could change the pages. I dunno if it changes the post count though :V

Whatever it may do, you are post 30000 now because of it! be grateful it is that way
Just kidding, congrats. now that the not-really-worthy congratulating is done, moving on to next post

35

That's why they are both weak.

O RLY?
I am going back to the "you're not my Dad" days of mine now

36

You did it on purpose, I feel so betrayed now ;-;

Zima,Markos be cute please.

... *pushes Zima for her betrayal*

·ω·

shipping

37

Just because we make cat faces. XD

There are ships that are much shakier. Like Palletship- *is shotgunned by @Oaky;*

#yodo

38

*destroys this post*

Not working, I can still see it.

39

*jumps in fire*

POINTLESS WARNING: You may get burned!

40

*calls Salamence to use Hydro Pump to douse fire*

Haha, Zima is wet! :3

I am angry at you... I am the perfect guy for dousing fires! *Hydrocannons your head*

41

*turns up the heater in the room to 1000 degrees*
Hope that helps.

POINTLESS WARNING: You may die from overheat.

42

*turns up the heater in the room to 1000 degrees*
Hope that helps.

*is a Numel*

This temperature is nice ·ω·
I'm going to sleep now, because I'm a Numel :drowsy:

Numel... you're like a volcano naughty

43

I went offline for 2 hours so I could play video games for the fist time in a month.

Υοur addiction with fistfights is evident all-round, gangsta Apex!

44

Everyone should put all your eggs in one basket. Specifically my basket. Gimme all your eggs.

I can give you some.
LYNCH THE MOD!

45

Everyone should put all your eggs in one basket. Specifically my basket. Gimme all your eggs.

Okay. They're all rotten anyway. Hope you can find some use for them. =w=

He'll use them to poison our pancakes.

46

I think Markos is prepping a wallpost

You've seen nothing yet. Your life is still a lie. Until today! BWAHAHAHAHA!

47

I get really bothered whenever someone does something that another person is known for doing. Wallposts were Kakuna Matata's thing. :/ She doesn't make them anymore. :<

Ouch ( But it still is a fun thing to do, and yeah she may be more busy now xD

48

I mean, if you take away something that makes another person unique or special, you're also becoming someone you're not.

I don't do it for being special; I do it just for fun )

49

Besides, no one really makes Wallposts besides Zexy anymore. And his aren't as colossal as hers tend to be. ._.;

You've seen nothing either. Your life was a lie as well.

50

What? Since when did KM own wall posts?

I like your way of thinking )

With this post, we have 50 quotes and Page 2014 up to date!

51

One person started doing it, next we have three wallposters, I don't really mind them, just everyday gets a bit on top.

Welp, not doing it everyday is generally an exception ) Except from times like this, when I have to combine several nights together.
... I think I should make my walls like this at all cases, even Markos does not seem to build walls every day, he waits up some and throws it all together.

52

I wonder...
Will I be able to get my own trademark something stuff?

I mean, Markos has ·ω·
Sky has =w=;
Apex has his Britishness
Charles has 'Um.', '*sigh*', '...' and 'HNG'
Molly has 'uwu'
Rambo has lyrics

I want a trademark. I'm not going to force it though. It'll come eventually (I hope)

I AM MAD AT YOU, PAL! Don't I have any trademarks? )

53

Its Matata Wallpost Syndrome! Its hit RM! Everyone hit the deck!

*pulls out machine gun*

It can't really cause inactivity here.
Keep the machine gun's ammo for the Wash, please )

54

Unown iz best written language.

I swear, Cyrillic Unown need to exist.

I want Greek ones )

55

Oh my God. This is reminding me of what the War Room did for April Fools last year. XD

Damn, I lost that; would like to see eet. May ask this April Fools with some excuse xD

56

Oh yeah I forgot about you and Markos~

It is a combination of cuteness and Russia junk hunting naughty

57

ferrokostas is so otp it brings one physical ailments

:thumbup:
*wish I could do the above size 7*

58

^_^;

​I'm gonna...

explode naughty

59

@Z.1; they are making up stories, I am very much female.

You're an insult to women everywhere.

He is a man, he does not care )

60

I heard tea and now I'm here.

Do you have a CTRL+F set on "tea" at all threads?

61

You're whatever gender you want to be, Apex. ^^;

Even in the literal sense, yes. Gender is about personal orientation. Sex is the strictly biological term.

62

Meh

Does Milka post here still?

Yup. Miar is still around after all

63

I just finished reading KM's wallpost.
My phone died before I was halfway, but I found a charger so it's cool now.

It was an awesome wall! By far the longest I've ever seen
I liked it. A lot. I actually lol'd, and I don't do that often when reading stuff.

I also saw that I apparently have a nickname that I didn't even know of (mpl)

Thank you for this wallpost, my American sister!!

cheese ftw \m/



I thought I'd just say this before going to bed.

GN, RM!

I've actually not read the entirety of it yet )
But it was quite cool from the half of more I read of it.
This one will be long too, dunno if it will surpass that one, though I hope so!

64

This is the most active thread in the world!!

Nah it ain't Raikou, this is!

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I kinda think I began this, although after seeing Enzap using it, it might have been around longer, dormant somewhere in his random-mind.

65

Italic usernames are pretty cool. ^_^

Zima and then... Zima.

It Zeems you got modded. Indeed it Zeems.

66

Italics are indeed cool. I miss mine sometimes

Your bold is cooler.

67

Welcome back, Charles~

Wasn't Zima typing things in size 7 a meme here?

I haven't really heard of that. Me greeting Sky like this is a meme, though.

68

I love dresses and skirts! Well, mainly skirts.

Karis can feel pretty too.

@Mokoniki; must see this.

69

That meme will never be size seven.

Because I'll turn it up to

70

"A demisexual is a person who does not experience sexual attraction unless they form a strong emotional connection with someone."

I admit, I've never heard of this before today (or if I did, I never found out the definition)

Wow, that was a surprise indeed.

71

A wall-ish post from a new person!

We also call them fence posts.

72

I like watching you guys.

That's... kinda creepy. XD

I mean... hasn't he "watched" you ever before? naughty

73

Yes. Let's talk about being unable to get erections in skinny jeans. This is totally appropriate. :V

Zima used that word :[]

74

I'd want to try being a girl
Just for one day though. Never permanent.

At the very least, it'd be an interesting ice breaker. "One time, I had lady parts huehue."
People might get the wrong impression, though.

Wanna get the wrong impression with me? naughty

75

Mermaids don't have souls?

Well, Ariel DOES have red hair and all....*cough*i kid of course

I ship you with Ariel :naughty:

76

Reader likes everything 2_2
even double posts that are awaiting deletion

NO! That is my trademark! )

77

Remember when my nickname was Zeemer? Neither do I. Remember the time when I wasn't known for making comics? Neither do I.

It's truly incredible how things change and the past is seemingly insignificant. Sure, we can and should look back occasionally, but instead of wishing that we had days like the past, we should make better days in the future. ^_^

I like your thinking, Zeems. Even if you are not doing comics or being called Zeems in the future, all will be fine.

78

The past is significant, actually. It allows you to not make the same mistakes twice.

This is why you learn from history and do not invade Russia, so just settle for world-except-Russia domination.

Once you invade and conquer everything but Russia, then you can invade Russia. XD

You "invaded" Russia and Russia alone, though! :naughty:

79

I think Mozz is actually above us provisional mods from what I remember reading. Or I might just be half-asleep and totally wrong.

He has some mod like powers apparently, but can't do everything a normal mod can. Dunno about the provisional mods though.

How can you know about all of that? Question is, why do you know about all of that?
FORUM DOMINATION IMMINENT. REPEAT! FORUM DOMINATION IMMINENT.

80

That's a rather peculiar entrance.

You love saying the word peculiar, right? That's peculiar :naughty:

81

Pizza is the bestest food in existence.

Also, being sick sucks. :C

Sorry, but pancakes beat it by a small margin

Aw, get well soon.

Pizza beats pancakes. Zexy fact.

I guess the sickness is over by now )

82

Pancakes... :drool:

Pizza :drool:

83

Pancake day.

That's a real thing? *looks up* Now I'm just jealous XD

... I did say that Τσικνοπέμπτη becomes Pancake Day if it gets Google-Translated, right? )

84

Pancakes are great.
But I prefer pizza. Except fish and/or olive pizza. I hate that

This. This this thijs this...

85

I don't like oreos much.

You can now leave.

86

I'm not!
Cause I have Oreos
Coated in white chocolate :0
*munch*

Oh delicious. I'll go ahead and save you the trouble of eating more. *steals them*

I love Sky at times like this.

87

*uses Gastro Acid on Paleo*

What kind of Pokemon are you?
or is that Voldemort vomit?

88

Ewl, Markos juice :c

Remembering that he actually is Voldy makes it even worse )

89

Letting out bottled up feelings is more important than self pride. If you mentioned it, it must be bothering you quite a bit. :<

You know that this can be used against you in my the "court of law", right?

90

Strawberry kitkats are nice.

All kitkats are nice.

91

Death Eater? I have no clue what that is. xDDD

Harry. F@cking. Potter. Reference.

92

I mean I could try making a wallpost.

Do eet! I mean, do it!!

That is the perfect answer.

93

To be quite honest, I can't stand Harry Potter. The movies bored me to tears and I have no plans to read the books as a result.

Okay, I thought you were joking out there )

94

The russians are crazy people.
In terms of warfare I mean.

They also had annoying winters )

95

@Zexyboy and @All other RM'ers who are interested;

Behold my power my thread (it's in the Wanted Station fyi)
Wanted: Pokémon

I'm proud :')

Thnxfrzalinkpal
I wonder if you were an ask-it-all boy 15 years ago

96

Spoiler

@Gaga; @Mokoniki; @Paleo; @Lord Apex; @Night Sky; @Karis; @Enzap; @SonicBJE;

PERFECTION!

97

I like the autorefresh cause I can just sit here and view this thread without having to manaually reload it all the time.

BREAKING NEWS: We found ONE person who likes it!

98

I like the autorefresh cause I can just sit here and view this thread without having to manaually reload it all the time.

Double-posting isn't a problem for me; I like it too. ^_^

WORLD-SHATTERING NEWS: They are TWO now!

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snape kills dumbledore

become spoiled ooo

[50 spoilers]You win the InteRMet[/50 spoilers]

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Apex—Ironhide for somewhat obvious reasons.
Rainbow—Dreadwing, 'cause nothing screams "Rainbow" like a purple and neon blue stealth bomber.
Arcturus—Grimwing so Blackbeak can yell "BOOBS!" and stuff.
Zima—Icepick, because something about snow, I dunno.
Zexy—Twintwist. Blue, with a pair of cannons on his back. Bam.
Gaga—Trailguy. That is all.
Ferrothorn—Ratchet, for whatever stupid reason.
Akro—Vehicon?
Karis—Ripclaw, because reasons.
Paleo—Soundwave???
Enzap—Starscream, because I lack a G1 'Scream in good condition. Or maybe Starscream?
Sky—Skywarp, obviously.
Moko—Predaking because Karis is Ripclaw.
Miar—Sandstorm...I was kinda grasping at straws with this one.
BAM—Arcee???
FP—Lazerback???
Ben—Rodimus because fire.
Xita—Vortex, woop woop woop.
Terrell—Jazz???
Kyubey—Laserbeak. Both are creepy as hell.
Absolis—Skylynx, because I dunno.
Celebi—Knock Out???
Lovely—Orion Pax???
SonicBJE—Blurr because gotta go fast
Booster—Goldfire...Y'know, 'cause Booster Gold?

Did I forget anyone?

Cool plan, Charles! Worth of being quote 100!
I was kinda expecting Dinobot because of my name, but the one you chose actually fits more, good!

101

I hate getting angry... >: It makes me feel like a nasty person.

I wanna see a nasty Zeems :naughty:

102

I also like how my profile has roughly the same colour scheme as Forretress <3

<3

Very interesting. Mine is just some generic metallic stuff.

*checks Markos' profile*
Yup. That's metallic alright.

I saw all those VMs from Zexy. I am confused now @_@

I don't really get why you are confused. I can understand everything clearly.

103

I dunno how to make wallpapers properly.

Do you mean profile backgrounds by any chance?

104

I saw all those VMs from Zexy. I am confused now @_@

Greek. Lots of it.

427 VM pages of it.

105

Honestly you europeans....

We are not european

We do not wish to be branded european

We do not share alit with european countries

I end this now before Markos does.

and zexy is yet to havd his opinion, which will be the same as markos and pally

We are not european sorry.

I am sorry, Apex, but yes. I can understand if you do not feel it, but geographically speaking, you are European.
Although I do NOT agree with the series of posts after this one. No need to argue over that!

106

Guys, please don't make this personal
It's already bad enough as it is

CAN'T AGREE MORE!

107

Oh for fuck sake, let it go, people are getting upset (aka paleo and zexy when he comes across this)

Okay, I am glad you calmed down, but I am indeed a bit upset because it got a bit too far in the end.

108

Where about in europe?

Visit England, see all the magical things there, go through the Chunnel to France, see the Palace of Versailles (my cousin took a picture when they visited the Mona Lisa), Switzerland, Germany, Italy, Greece, and maybe Spain. Visiting Russia would be a separate trip.

Though beforehand, I should try to learn how to read and speak more French, German, Italian, and Russia. I need to build up my vocabulary in my Spanish though.

The irony, it's so sweet~

I couldn't avoid ROFLing at the sight of this post )

109

I speak Dutch and English. I'd like to know other languages as well, but I don't want to go through the whole learning process.
Why can't I like download all those languages into my brain?

Because you might try to download too many and make it explode.

110

Dude, downloading languages would be awesome.

Not if it makes your brain explode.

111

Dude, downloading languages would be awesome.

Downloading knowledge in general please. I would finally be done with the endless wiki-walking *_*

But it would also mean that you would be unable to know more than the others )

112

I don't trust wickipedia on everything, people edit that whenever.

If false information is edited in, they remove it in no time at all.
I wrote in the trivia on the Dutch M&M's page that the blue ones taste best.
It survived for five glorious minutes :')

:[] Your tale will never be forgotten.

113

Wow! I got more than three likes on that post! That's a personal record :O
Yippie!!

Just do a BIG wallpost. It will break the record.

114

Ja (Dutch)
Oui (French)
Yes (English)
Ja (German. It's below Dutch because we're obviously superior)
Si (Spanish)
Da (Transliterated Russian)
Si (Italian)
Yush (Paleo)

YAY (Zexy/Oaky)
... and Ναι (Kostas/Markos Greek)

115

You should like Paleo anyway! D~:<

I literally like him. NOT THE WAY YOU THINK, I just like 90% of his posts.

116

I can count to six in Spanish

... 99 here.

117

I can count to a billion in German.

... I can count to 3 in German.

118

We don't learn cursive at school, so my signature is rather uncreative and unsafe: Just and M with a swirl.

True. Mine is like a Γ I've forcefully tried to make cursive myself with not-so-good results
I doubt it’s safe either.

119

Something about pokemon

Talking about Pokemon in RM is world-shattering.

120

I think I know what apex meant by urges now

He meant urges :naughty:

121

A good nap is always needed.

I like the idea that second stage evolutions are those awkward, teenage years.

Marshtomp does not feel like it though )

122

But Combusken is ugly...and I don't care for cute Pokemon. Usually.

But that's like... all of them.

Here, look:

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NO. DIGGERSBY CAN'T BE CUTE. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT.

123

I'm the prince of darkness Lich King.
become dongkey kong

World of Warcraft. In RM. I'm so happy! *until I get killed by Frostmourne of course*

124

hawt pix perhaps?

What's up with everybody liking everybody's posts?

All this camaraderie and friendliness is making me nervous

Plain normal. I like everything everywhere everytime.
I also see you are Sushi again! COOL!

125

I'm the pope.
become mega priest with cool hat DLC

A meguca pope would be interesting.

126

Atheists, Christians, Satanists, are all tomato tomato, potato potato after a while.

Let's call the whole thing off!

127

Wash it with hot water, then! )

Hot water just makes you feel cozy and/or burned.

Okay, I'll remember to put a pointless warning next time
"May get you burned."

128

I just can't sleep

You are entering a deeeep sleeeep...

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Not this again! Last time you did it, I got my clothes, house, laptop and Yugioh cards burned!


129

Chansey
I'm breeding it

Is perfect Rhyhorn over now?

130

I know, and we all found it peculiar. XD I like saying peculiar so much

You do realize that it is peculiar, right?

 

[Mokoniki]

It bummed me at first that they didn't keep the obscenely low BP prices that BW2's prizes had, but then I realized you got a point(s) for each battle and I was like "oh, kewl :3"

And then you get 20 if you beat the Battle Chatelaine.

 

[Karisse]

And then you get 20 if you beat the Battle Chatelaine.

Precisely. One run of the singles can get you 48 BP. :3

 

[Zima]

SHINY CORSOLA!

 

[Rainbow]

SR2 is just buggy. I've seen it freeze on other people too.

 

[Zima]

She's the one I was going for, so I'm happy. Just go in the damn ball, bitch!

 

[Rainbow]

My app is freezing up now
fak u wallpost

I have a shiny Corsola in...Platinum?

 

[Minnesota Nice]

That wall post gave me a headache.

Or it could be a hangover giving me a headache

...

Probably the wallpost though

 

[Majestic-Six]

Watch your mouth!

 

[Zima]

Just fifteen minutes apart. XD I love shinies.

 

[Rainbow]

New page pls