Trainer Yusuf

He's nothing compared to Urara. I guess we could use him for a while and then kill him if we got bored. There's also the fact that we need to stuff Plusle with some kind of meat. Lamda's meat will suffice.

Of course I do. It would be unnatural if I didn't.

That Plusle has always been its own biggest fan. I feel bad for Minun, having to live in the shadow of an inferior rodent.

Right, I must go. Urara wants to go to bed, and she can't sleep if I'm not safely between her arms, plotting away. Night!

They would bow...after Gablias spits out their skeletons into a bowing position.

He speaks the truth.

I get the most attention.

It would be more fun to cook Plusle. Its screams would be more fun to hear than Minun's.

Urara's charm and suggestiveness will cause all opposition to crumble and bow before her feet.

You need no experience at all to be a pyromanic vandal. Trust me.

Plusle is my main worry. That thing might steal Urara's affection D:

Yes, yes it does. It will digest well.

Do not aww at me, I shall be second in command when Urara enslaves the world!

That is a brilliant idea. I demand that the vest is destroyed as well. Or burnt. Like Minun. That thing is a threat...

Well, you never know. Might just change my mind...

Well I should have said that I live in her bed, as a cute little Teddiursa toy that she hugs every night...

As long as I'm not used as a chew toy for Gablias then I'll be fine...

No i meant http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/showthread.php?t=34915

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Hi

I would be fine, unless Gablias showed up.

Urara lives in my bed.

That would be a small price to pay compared to the benefits

I'd consider sparing your life.

1. That will make my job easier seeing as I would only need to slamdunk one balloon.

2. I will use Infight. It won't stand a chance.

3. I'm sorry. When the day comes I shall make an apology to your face...and then precede to stab it.

I would kick those balloons out of the way to get that prized sock. Or throw them across the basketball court.

I would kill you as you suggested the mere possibility that she could have a change of heart, no matter your age or body structure.

That's right, enjoy the unenjoyable...
*plots*

I'm sure Urara would take a small nibble at least. She has to put some fear into the onlooker's eyes. A sock would do, but I wouldn't want to fight Gabite/Gablias for it.

As long as there is a bit of her shin to keep as a momento, then Urara can have all of Hikari's butchered body.

If that happened, I would not blame the writers. I would not blame the artists who could have just said "NO!". I will not blame the tv station for not refusing to air nonsense. I will blame and kill you for suggesting it. After you've accepted my friend request of course.

Urara will never fall to positive emotions and feelings, no matter the amount of Aura Spheres that she takes to the anus.

She will clearly feign them to get what she wants, which I believe is Hikari's butchered face.

It's strictly a 'friends with benefits' relationship. Urara might be incapable of love but lust is entirely different.

I feel honoured to be sigged bitch

The pictures are LIES.
Urara is incapable of love...

? Your a Pokeshipper? you should come join us then

That's Ursula in your sig right?
Sorry I can hardly see

Flint better have his Platinum team, especially after I just read that Volkner's main poke might be a Raichu. Argh.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

...yes master Gabite.