Batman, there's something I have to tell you...

[Kung Fu Ferret]

Aliens. That's why!

Lusamine, why is Leomon the Digital monster equivalent to Kenny from South Park?

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Because justice is just a word, son.

Lusamine, why do I laugh when I get hurt?

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

Because, The Suffering of Others is the most Amusing thing there is.

~King Dedede



Lusamine, is there any good place where I can practice hypnosis?

 

[MegaPod]

Here, just use Faba’s Hypno and you won’t even need to practice. Never misses!

Lusamine, I baked some cookies for you.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Are they beautiful cookies? I won’t tolerate ugly cookies!

Lusamine, why are you still here? The Team Skull takeover was over a year ago!

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

Because I like it here.

Lusamine, why did the dinosaurs die out?

 

[MegaPod]

Because our lovely Aether Foundation wasn’t around to protect those fossil Pokémon back then.

Lusamine, summer is going by quickly!

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

Make the most of it, kid!

Lusamine... who lives in a Pinap Berry under the sea?

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

YO MAMA.
Or more commonly spelled as Yom'ama, a rare Pokemon who is inevitably going to go extinct because it only lives in Pinap Berries that Bird Pokemon and sailors throw into the sea. Therefore, the Aether Foundation is planning to dump the world's supply into the ocean.

Lusamine, is it true that one is only truly despicable when their evilness is endorsed by the will?

 

[Harryghost]

No, despise is also characterized by a certain sense of ugliness.

Lusamine, why was Simisear the least voted Pokémon in Japan?

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Because they're fools, son, and all of that radiation fried their sense of discernment.

Lusamine, why is childbirth so gruelling when all one gets out of it is a damn baby that one has to care for until one is forsaken?

 

[Harryghost]

Because childbirth is not ugly.

Lusamine, why is technology all around me?

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Because just like me they long to be close to you-!

Lusamine, why are good plots

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

If you want an answer, I suggest you finish your thought!


Lusamine-sama... Why do people feel sleepy when I show them my new watch?

*holds up a pocket watch*

 

[Sightnado]

Lusamine... I am Error.

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

True, my child. Me and your dad have no idea how you happened.

Lusamine, are you for or against consensual, ethical non-monogamy?

 

[Sightnado]

Why would I ever think of doing such a thing?

Lusamine... I am not a bug-type.

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

Lusamine... I am Error.

Where's your response to MY question?

Why would I ever think of doing such a thing?

Lusamine... I am not a bug-type.

Of course you're not... Deerlings are Normal/Grass type.


Lusamine-sama, What happens if you use Hypnosis in a hall of mirrors?

 

[Sightnado]

Well, I think it'll hit everyone who can see any of the mirrors in the hall... so please don't.

Lusamine... I am not always the same.

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Kaloo, kalay! Together we can be chameleon-esque!
KAMA KAMA KAMA KAMA KAMA KAMA KAMA KAMA KAMA *five hours later * KAMAMELOEEEEN
I hate that song.

Lusamine, why are nice throats so... nice? (huehuehueh)