Defeat the Boss Episode 4: Undernet Brawl

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*casts Tarukaja boosting the attack of V*

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Jumps and shoots AirMan.EXE*

 

[ReturnofMCH]

*forces a tally on him*

 

[Enzap]

*hypnotizes Airman to try to rebel against the GM, @Night Sky;*

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Creates a black hole in AirMan.EXE's general vecinity*

I have a feeling I've done this already, but whatever.

 

[Enzap]

*turn the ground under Airman into orange Jell-O*

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Uses Bloody Offence to bost the next poster's attack at the cost of some of my HP*

 

[PaulTheProtist]

Turns on Parental Controls on Air Man's system settings.

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Makes AirMan.EXE play all the origonal Mega Man games back-to-back*

 

[PkmSilver]

*unplugs the internet on Airman.exe's connection*

 

[Majestic-Six]

*Let's loose a horde of zombies on Airman*

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Uses Bide to take ^'s attack, then unleashes it and does double the amount of damage ^ did*

 

[Scarlet Sky]

Sadly, I have quite a bit of HW to do, so my commentary will be minimal this time around. D:

Douses Air Man with flouroantimonic acid

-6

*assassins creed air assassination on airman*

-5

*Turns AirMan.EXE's digital form into a duck*

-3

*zappifies airman with 1,000,000,000,000V*

-5

*gives the next poster a Mega Mushroom*

*Galactic Punts AirMan*

-10

*Summons Wood Man*

EVEN AIR MAN IS AFRAID
-7

Unleash the Eevees! Attack Airman!

-4

*gives the next poster a glass of milk*

Make use of all those calories and proteins!

*straps DtB 3 to Enzap and throws him at Airman*

-5

Gives Air Man a supporting role in Justin Bieber's next film.

-6

*throws this post at airman*

-2

*Hacks AirMan.EXE into the Random Messages thread and blows it up*

-3

*launches an Inkstrike at Airman*

-6

Sends Air Man to 4chan

-4 (lol)

*Makes AirMan.EXE read various bad creepypastas*

-3

Downloads the game Custer's Revenge into Air Man's hard drive

-4

*crashes a ship full of explosives at FTL travel into airman*

-8

*pretends to give Airman a hug but then puts him in a headlock*

-2

*Points the Finger of Suspicion at AirMan.EXE*

-4

*accused Airman of stealing the next poster's lunch*

-3

*Uses Helping Hand to boost AussieEevee's next attack*

Well since AussieEevee didn't post again, this action is meaningless. .w.

Replaces all the files in Air Man's hard drive with hentai and Justin Bieber's songs.

-4

*casts Tarukaja boosting the attack of V*

*Jumps and shoots AirMan.EXE*

-7

*forces a tally on him*

-3

*hypnotizes Airman to try to rebel against the GM, Night Sky*

*throws the sun at Air Man in retaliation*
-10

*Creates a black hole in AirMan.EXE's general vecinity*

-7

*turn the ground under Airman into orange Jell-O*

-4

*Uses Bloody Offence to bost the next poster's attack at the cost of some of my HP*

Turns on Parental Controls on Air Man's system settings.

-8

*Makes AirMan.EXE play all the origonal Mega Man games back-to-back*

-4 (He got stuck on the original Air Man, because you can't defeat Air Man.)

*unplugs the internet on Airman.exe's connection*

-5

*Let's loose a horde of zombies on Airman*

-6

*Uses Bide to take ^'s attack, then unleashes it and does double the amount of damage ^ did*

-2
Air Man avoids catastrophic damage but is still grazed by the attack.

0/300 Health
Enemy Deleted!

Your next foe is...

Spoiler

QuickMan.EXE
Health = 350
Ability = None

CAUTION! CAUTION!
AirMan.EXE unleashes one last tornado before he is deleted! The next two posters must use an action to recover from AirMan's last ditch effort before they can perform an attack or a supporting action.

 

[Enzap]

*does a recovery dance*

 

[Berrenta]

*uses a Recovery chip*

Okay, we're in the clear! Let's get 'em!

 

[PkmSilver]

*uses Foxy's slow beam from his Noro Noro no mi and slashes him*

- for the next attack, it would deal critical dmg-

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Lures an Icy Pincer towards QuickMan.Exe then Teleports away, leaving him to fend for himself against its wrath*

 

[PaulTheProtist]

Have Quick Man reprogrammed by the guy who programmed the game ET for Atari.

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

Dances the tango with quick man, causing him confusion since he doesn't understand this "slow" business

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Summons AirMan.EXE from beyond the recycle bin to attack QuickMan.EXE*