PokéPuns

[Lone_Garurumon]

I love puns. I'm sure that a great many of my fellow users also love puns. It is for this reason that I have decided to begin this thread for all to freely make Pokémon related puns.

Rules (pretty simple):

• All standard BMGF rules apply
• All puns are fair game so long as they are Pokémon related
• Feel free to post as many as you want in each post, however keep in mind that we want this thread to remain going and relatively fresh, so posting all of your good ones at once could result in you totally running out.

I shall make the first pun as an example: I like Regice, it's pretty cool.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Alright, I won't use my Last Resort puns immediately. Instead I will save them and use them as my Trump Cards for later.

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

Ugh, I hate some pokemon. They're as common as muk.

 

[ArvAl]

Why I'm always careful with Pikachu? Because sometimes it'll Peek-at-chu.

 

[Misty-Moo]

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Poke 'em on

 

[Max1996]

If I could, I'd char ZARD (Actual Japanese pop group that disbanded in 2008) with my Charizard.

 

[Alexg47]

Sing it with me: "I'm not going to Raichu a love song..."

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

Some great puns so far guys. Seriously, way to take a Chansey move.

 

[Max1996]

What would you do when you encounter a wild Pokemon? Ash would Ketchum.

 

[ArvAl]

What would you do when you encounter a wild Pokemon? Ash would Ketchum.

Wasn't it supposed to be you who would Ketchum all?

 

[Max1996]

Wasn't it supposed to be you who would Ketchum all?

Putting Ash in made it more of a pun.

 

[Alexg47]

^ Hey, you didn't make a pun there! Get Meowth of here!

(..ok, I guess that pun wasn't that good...)

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

...how did I forget that this thread existed?!
I must have Amnesia or something.

Well, beware! Now that I remember that this thread exists, a Barrage of puns will soon Follow ME.

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

Guys, I met a Ferroseed the other day. His personality was a little prickly, but an all around nice guy.

 

[ArvAl]

^ Hey, you didn't make a pun there! Get Meowth of here!

(..ok, I guess that pun wasn't that good...)

It should be:

Damn I hate this game, stucked everytime. GET MEOWTH OF HERE!

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Prepare to take your Punishment, because when it comes to pun battles I always Stomp my competition. I Bulldoze over them like their not even there and Steamroller over their hopes and dreams. You might call ME a Dream Eater.

 

[ArvAl]

Lost a debate? Don't worry, we sell Burn Heals.

It always heal your Will-O-Wisp.

 

[Max1996]

I'd like Umbreon if it were a little less Blacky.

 

[Poke Trey]

Oh man i feel so maxxed out!

 

[Calvinッ]

Just gonna pop in here to tell you guys not to come into the bathroom, im having a PP.