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Philosophy's just math sans rigor, sense, and practicality
and math's just physics unconstrained by precepts of reality.
A business major's just a thing you get so you can graduate
and chemistry's for stamp collectors high on methylacetate.
Why anyone who wants a job would study lit's a mystery
unless their only other choice were something like art history.
A ba in communications guarantees that you'll achieve
a little less than if you'd learned to underwater basket-weave
I'd rather eat a fowler's toad than major in biology, RIBBIT (a frog)
and social psych is worse than either psych or sociology.
The thought of picking any one of these is too unbearable.
Just put me down as "undecided" - Every Major's Terrible.
Now, if you can't prognosticate, that's ok in seismology,
but if your hindsight's weak as well, you'd best stick to theology.
CS will make each day a quest to find a missing close-paren.
Virology will guarantee you'll never get a hug again.
I.T. prepares you for a life of fighting with PCs nonstop.
As pratchett said, "Geography's just physics slowed with trees on top."
thought physics seems to promise you a Richard Feynman-like career,
the wiki page for "Physics Major" redirects to "Engineer."
They say to study history or find yourself repeating it,
but all that it prepares you for is forty years of teaching it.
I recognize my four-year plan's at this point not repairable,
but put me down as "undecided" - Every Major's Terrible.
Astronomers all cringe when they hear "Supermoon" or "Zodiac".
agronomy's a no-go; I'm a huge agorophobiac.
I'm too ophiophobic to consider herpetology,
and I can't stomach any part of gastroenterology.
While pre-med gives you twitchy-eyed obsession with your GPA,
a poetry degree bespeaks bewildering naivete.
TV's behind the rush into forensic criminology
(or so claims meta-academic epidemiology).
By dubbing ECON "Dismal science" adherents exaggerate;
the "Dismal"'s fine - it's "science" where they patently prevaricate.
In terms of choices, I'd say only sophie's was comparable.
Just put me down as "undecided" - Every Major's Terrible!
τοσο ακριβη που εχει η εισοδος στις παραλίες, λογικά θα προσφερουν δωρο τατουαζ..δεν εξηγειται αλλιως που ολοι ειναι σημαδεμενοι
(Translation Greek -> English: The entrance fee for the public beaches is too high. Most probably they will give you a tatoo for free. That's why everyone in there is marked with them.)
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Electabuzz
Magmar
Wigglytuff
Togetic
Donphan
Chansey (1 post for Blissey, if you remove a friend of it [ie some other Pokemon, baby or not], it won't get down for that one post)
Azurill (2 posts for Marill, if you remove a friend of it [ie some other Pokemon, baby or not], it won't get down for that one post)
Kangashkan (removing a baby will Mega Punch you and you won't be able to post again, removing Kangashkan has the same effect as well)(will be removed next turn)
Evolution Machine (in 2 posts, the poster must evolve 3 Pokemon of his/her choice)
Famine
Godess of Peace (unremovable as long as Kangaskan and Blissey are in; no wiping of all living things in 1 post)
Daycare
Elekid (2 posts for Electabuzz)
Magby (2 posts for Magmar)
Igglybuff (2 posts for Jigglypuff, if you remove a friend of it [ie some other Baby Pokemon], it won't get down for that one post)
Togepi (2 posts for Togetic, if you remove a friend of it [ie some other Baby Pokemon], it won't get down for that one post)
Phanpy (2 posts for Donphan)
Chansey (4 posts for Blissey, if you remove a friend of it [ie some other Pokemon, baby or not], it won't get down for that one post)
Azurill (5 posts for Marill, if you remove a friend of it [ie some other Pokemon, baby or not], it won't get down for that one post)
Kangashkan (removing a baby will Mega Punch you and you won't be able to post again, removing Kangashkan has the same effect as well)
Moon Stone (if Igglybuff evolves and this remains, it will consume this, and evolve into Wigglytuff)
Rule of Goddesses: If more Goddesses than Pokemon are in the Cupboard, everything's wiped out. All Goddesses added should be of a word starting with P (Peace, Protection, Purity). Vote about it: Accept it or not?
2 accepts for Rule to pass
1 decline for Rule to get shafted forever.
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