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COMPLETE: Professor Instrutilus' Study of Pokémon (EVERYONE)

These are quite interesting. How did you figure their Scientific names?

I use latin: Desumomuris, for example, means Electricmouse, if I recall correctly.
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PON #143 – Snorlax (Amplusursus negotium)

Biology
Amplusursus negotium are large, black bears with tusks and cream fur upon their abdomen, face and hind paws. They appear to be mostly bipedal, but do occasionally walk on all fours when trying to be properly aggressive, a rare but incredibly dangerous occurrence. The aggressive stance can be seen in their evolutionary cousins, Lunaursus vitiosus, almost constantly. The reason for this stance isn’t for intimidation, where they would stand to full height, but to show they’re ready to give chase and attack their prey.

The species' average weight, according to tests, comes to 1014.1 pounds, while averaging a height of 6'11". By that logic, an average Amplusursus negotium's BMI would be 103.5.

Amplusursus negotium are known for their large mass: they constantly eat in order to store fat and sleep as often as possible to keep it, often eating 900 pounds of food. The sleeping slows their metabolism down, allowing them to survive for at least 1 month without going for more while supplying a majority of the energy into reservation fats.

A side effect of this extreme weight gain would be their extreme strength: Amplusursus negotium are incredibly strong. Averaging out the strength of the species places it at the 47th strongest non-legendary Pokémon in the country. This is due to the muscles compensating for the extreme pressure placed upon them, to prevent them being rendered immobile. While the reactions of Amplusursus negotium are relatively slow, like Pyrecanine fibula they can reach incredible top speeds when provoked into chase.

Amplusursus negotium are regarded for their varied resistances: many members of the species are able to better withstand fire and ice attacks. This resistance, however, is not because of their fat as popular belief would have you think, rather it would be the heat-resistant fur: this discovery is credited to Elm’s research into unusual abilities. As his notes read, half the Amplusursus pili populace display the same resistance, even without the presence of excessive fats: however, not all Amplusursus have the resistance, opting instead for immunity to poison. It is unknown as to why the heat resistant fur is sacrificed for the immunity, as studies are ongoing: it is believed genetics may be involved, but until confirmation is made this theory is merely that.

Amplusursus negotium have the best stomachs, even beating out the famous Piceusserpentis Family, who are regarded for their ability to live in any river no matter the pollution level and the Victusventer family, who are basically living stomachs. Because of this, they’re able to eat any food they can find, no matter how much mould has managed to accumulate upon it. Homo sapien in the regions they are native have found this worrying and refuse to leave food out, often warning new members not used to the presence of the mammal against it as well.

Of note are their claws: five on their hands and three on their feet. These claws, for some strange reason, are not utilized for attacking. Other then grabbing food, the claws aren’t used at all. It is unknown why they have these, thus it is generally assumed to be a leftover from evolution.

Habitat
Amplusursus negotium are mountain bears: they prefer cold atmospheres over a warmer climate, hence their presence in the mountainous Kanto and Sinnoh regions. They may also be present in the Johto region, but there have been no recorded encounters.

Because the mountains don’t contain enough food to pacify them, Amplusursus negotium often wander down into rural areas, where they will forage for food and rest once they’ve managed to accumulate 900 pounds.

Diet
Amplusursus negotium are clearly Omnivores, eating any form of food they can find. Children opting to jump and climb upon the creature should be fairly warned to stay clear of the mouth of these creatures: they will naturally chew anything that enters their mouth, even when sleeping.

Behaviour
Amplusursus negotium will often be found on their own, sleeping in caves or streets. However, female Amplusursus negotium can be found active when they have cubs, watching the Amplusursus negotium protectively. It is advised not to approach an Amplusursus pili when an Amplusursus negotium is nearby: this is where scientists learned of the quadruped stance, top speeds and aggressive behaviour. The mothers will not allow the cub to leave them until the cub is two, whereupon it is automatically leaves the mothers protection and the mother goes back to sleep.

Male Amplusursus negotium, meanwhile, will always be found on their own. The only possible time to find them with another would be if they were ‘breeding’, a place you do not want to be, but are otherwise complete loners. This is for the better, as the father will usually attempt to devour the Amplusursus egg or even the live child, whereupon a fight will commence with the mother: because of the incredible protective instincts, the male is most likely to be killed in the fight and cannibalised for food. This is the likely the reason more males are hatched then females, to prevent the populous falling from less males.

Otherwise, Amplusursus negotium are usually incredibly docile. They aren’t territorial; often moving around to different caves, and will happily allow anything to climb around upon them. However, there have been recorded cases where the creatures have turned this into a ‘Victreebel trick’: they will lie upon their back and allow other creatures or even Human children to climb upon and bounce around upon themselves. Then, if the creature climbing upon it gets close to the mouth, the Amplusursus negotium will open and grab the creature in its mouth, usually devouring it whole or at least an appendage that will be chewed off. This is why children should be kept away from the mouth, if the parent is foolish enough to allow the child to bounce upon the creature in the first place.

Evolution
Amplusursus pili don’t ‘evolve’ when a level of Sentioliquor is reached: instead, a good amount of Seratonin must be released. Once a certain level of Seratonin is in the body, it will react with the Sentioliquor and prompt the changes associated with ‘evolution’ into an Amplusursus negotium.

Related Animals
PON #193 – Teddiursa (Lunaursus liberi)
PON #194 – Ursaring (Lunaursus vitiosus)

Also of Interest
PBN #036 –Slakoth (Dormiopilosa defessus)
PBN #037 – Vigoroth (Dormiopilosa navitas)
PBN #038 –Slaking (Dormiopilosa regis)
PBN #095 – Gulpin (Victusventus migrus)
PBN #096 – Swalot (Victusventus magnus)
 
I use latin: Desumomuris, for example, means Electricmouse, if I recall correctly.

Ah, ok.

Children opting to jump and climb upon the creature should be fairly warned to stay clear of the mouth of these creatures: they will naturally chew anything that enters their mouth, even when sleeping.

Ow...

Also, I lol'd at the part about breeding. I don't know if I want to go look for them now...
 
The last person that witnessed breeding was thrown in a looney bin, missing his arms and legs!
 
Nice, I enjoyed that.

Can I make a request for the next one you do though - when you refer to different Pokemon in the entry using their scientific names could you also include their common names in brackets afterwards so the layperson knows what you're talking about? =P

Also, there were a couple of grammatical mistakes but just silly ones rather than ones come about from poor knowledge.
 
Nice, I enjoyed that.

Can I make a request for the next one you do though - when you refer to different Pokemon in the entry using their scientific names could you also include their common names in brackets afterwards so the layperson knows what you're talking about? =P

Also, there were a couple of grammatical mistakes but just silly ones rather than ones come about from poor knowledge.
 
I shall, Gama, and I'll list the Pokémon mentioned here:
Arcanine(Pyrecanine fibula)
Magikarp and Gyarados (Piceusserpentis Family)
Gulpin and Swalot (Victusventer family)

Ok, so an Eeveelution is the top Mon next...but not which. Everyone, list an Eeveelution and I'll get to work.
 
Ok readers, I've decided which Eeveelution myself I shall be doing: you'll all be pleased with my choice :L

Now, please vote for the Pokémon after =P
 
Mmk, here's the list of votes:
Bidoof - 1, BulbaGoldHeart
Scraggy - 2 , That Guy, GoldenrodGirl
Galvantula - 1, Glory Blaze
Haxorus - 1, Ultra Pidgeot
Gengar - 1, GengarEatBanana
Blaziken - 1, Sky Flame Haze
Metagross - 1, Mr Metagross
Vulpix - 1, Opal
Unown - 1, Rainbowkit
Ditto - 2, Rainbowkit, Gastly's Mama
Gastly - 1, Gastly's Mama

I may introduce AV, here (Brits, get the joke |3)
 
Male Amplusursus negotium, meanwhile, will always be found on their own. The only possible time to find them with another would be if they were ‘breeding’, a place you do not want to be, but are otherwise complete loners

HA!

I love this! Authors have done the scientific versions of Pokemon before but I have never read ones that were as tightly written and with refined humor as this before. I don't care which one you'll do next because I know it will be good!
Keep it up!
 
This is awesome, man! I love wildlife and biology so this was a great read. Not only do I think this is one of the best "real life" analysis of Pokemon but also a very well written and detailed one.

If the voting for the next pokemon is still up. Then I vote for SCRAGGY! Keep 'em coming!
 
<whistles as he silently posts new one and flees before the ravenous mob of no one lynches him for lacking updates>
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PJN #065 – Scraggy (Tergumlacerta brevis)

Biology
Tergumlacerta brevis are small, yellow and red lizards, that hold onto an elastic-like coat of shed skin constantly. T. brevis are known for this odd habit, especially since the skin doesn't appear to be of their own: it is simply a coat of elastic skin of one complete colour, with no red marks definitive of the T. brevis' abdomen. However, further research shows the skin is, in fact, a protective layer that they hatch with so the mother doesn't have to worry about them while gathering food, which they've learned to keep as it provides better protection and doesn't require nourishment to prevent it drying out, though damage is another issue.

The average T. brevis grow to around 2'00”, and weigh an average of 26 pounds, thus garnering a BMI of 31.7.

T. brevis are known for their tough heads: these are specially developed scales that developed due to their behaviour of head-butting other creatures. They are naturally born with a small, red comb on this layer of thick scales, regardless of gender. T. brevis are quite strong, preferring physical conflict to the more specialised forms of attack, to the point their only natural offensive capabilities are all physical attacks.

They're also well armoured defensively, able to take aforementioned specialised attacks as well as physical hits. The elastic layer of skin is also incredibly durable, but interferes with movement, occasionally resulting in the creature getting tangled and tripping itself over. Despite this, they are quite low on the food chain, as evident by the eyes developing on the side of their heads for a 360degree view. It is because of the defences: T. brevis cannot take many hits as they rely too much on their defensive capabilities, so they have not developed a good level of pain tolerance. Anything that penetrates the defences will do major damage and potentially take one out in one blow.

T. brevis have the ability to immediately shed skin in order to remove immediate dangers to their person. This ability is shared with other reptiles and bugs, but unlike them, who remove an entire layer of skin, T. brevis only shed the area of damage. They also have small, undeveloped poison glands in their foreheads, covered by the thick scales, suggesting it is descended from a more poisonous ancestor.

Habitat
T. brevis tend to prefer the forested areas of the inhabited regions, due to the heat captured amongst the trees and the plentiful food supply of bugs. However, they are not unknown in the desert climate: so long as it's warm and they have a food supply, they will happily thrive in any area.

Diet
T. brevis are carnivores. While able to sustain itself on berries for a short amount of time, meat is essential in their diet. They generally eat bugs, but seem to have a particular fondness for the Gaiacrusta family (Dwebble, Crustle), being found in the same general area as them. It is recommended you do not attempt to feed them other meats, as they have been known to become ill from it.

Behaviour
T. brevis live in colonies, their leader, a T. maior, determined by comb-size. T. brevis, being the younger members, do not get involved in the 'politics' of their elders, rather gathering into their own groups with peers and fighting between themselves. The strongest of these will often be determined leader, and the others will strive to usurp that leader.

When initially hatched, T. brevis will generally remain in their skin layer until 2 weeks have passed, where they will be fed by their parents until they remove the skin and start wandering of their own accord. Children will generally get the first share of any collaborated kills until they're 1 or 2 months old, at which point they will start fending for themselves.

T. brevis are incredibly prideful, almost to a fault. They will not back down from a battle, even if faced with a dangerous predator on their own. Those predators often find T. brevis to be easy meals. Some are even known to refuse to remove skin, even faced with an ailment, because of this pride and will happily wait out the damage if necessary. This pride can also be useful, as it can release testosterone, boosting their strength after defeating an enemy in combat only to be faced by another. Some, however, tend to ignore both these traits and simply attempt to intimidate the opponent.

Evolution
T. brevis, like many other creatures, 'evolves' when a level of Sentioliquor is reached. This is done by engaging in multiple battles and allowing it to learn from them, which seems to trigger the release of the hormone.

Related Animals
None on current records.

PIN: Due to the Tergumlacerta family belonging to a nation that is not my own, please forgive any mistakes or misunderstandings that have occurred, as well as lacking information due to the local professor, Prof. Aurea Juniper, preferring to focus on the origins of animal life rather then the current species.
 
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