Pun City!

[Anime Psyclone]

So, you and your online friends from the Bulbapedia Forums are having a pun contest. This thread is the contest. Rate the pun above from 1(The worst) and 10(The best) and counter with your own pun.
Rules:
One pun at a time.
Be kind.
All standerd BGFG rules apply here.

Whenever there is an earthquake the geologists are always quick to find fault.

 

[Wispy Willow]

8/10 on the groan-o-meter.

They say that lions are the kings of the jungle, but they're really just userpen'the throne from the snakes.

Spoiler: Get it?

They say that lions are the kings of the jungle, but they're really just userpen'the throne from the snakes.

Because that might be a bit hard for you to figgure out, I thought I'd just ruin it for you by explaining it. You're welcome.

 

[Sword Master]

8/10
I find this one hilarious, My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

 

[Anime Psyclone]

Heard it before many times. 4/10

If your mind is clouded or in a fog you may have mist some opportunities.

 

[MegaPod]

6/10

There's this mummy's tomb I sometimes go inside, and it's really pitch dark because no light reaches inside, so it's basically eternal night in there. When I'm in there, I feel almost too scared and weak to move. You could say it's my crypt o' night.

 

[Anime Psyclone]

...
9/10. Actually hilarious.

Atom A: Did you lose an proton?
Atom B: I’m not positive.

 

[NMLewis]

8 / 10

Took of a photo of some sand. Was pretty grainy, though.

 

[Anime Psyclone]

8/10
I refused to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

 

[Cilantro]

7/10

I'm awfully sure Derpghost would find this thread punbearable

 

[Vulpix037]

Ratic-eight/10

(Ratic-eight is the pun!)

 

[Crystal Onix]

8/10

Wow, I'm glad you all gave your puns first, because my schist would give this thread a rocky start.

 

[Gengarzilla]

9/10

Did you lose an electron lately? I've got my ion it.

 

[Anime Psyclone]

9/10

My job sorting files has smoothened out recently.

 

[Gengarzilla]

8/10.

I gotta switch off now. Calc you later!

 

[Crystal Onix]

9/10

Whew, I'm glad people though my opening pun was a gneiss one.

 

[toastghost]

6/10

Pretzels must be great at dancing. They can do the twist.