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Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted, but it's buffering for 20 years every two seconds.

I wish for an everlasting gobstopper that is actually everlasting.
 
Granted, but now they're all potholes.



Spoilers for H2G2
I wish Arthur didn't die at the end of h2g2
 
I have no idea who you're refering to, so I can't grant your wish.

I wish for something wonderful to happen to me.
 
Granted. Now your hot tubs has became a hot spring for old grannies from Lavaridge Town.

I wish nothing can stop me from playing Pokemon all nite long.
 
Granted, but that utterly destroys your sleep schedule. Trust me, you don't want that.

I wish for the win from Last Poster Wins.
 
Granted. It is an ordinary cookie that stares at you until you're too creeped out to take the last bite of it...

I wish to be able to remember what I've already wished for in this thread so I don't duplicate wishes.
 
Granted. You now have a small, portable Charizard-powered incinerator.


I wish for a Charizard that won't eat/scald/sit on/kill/harm me
 
Granted, but it burns all your worldly possessions and kills your familly.

I wish for Kirby powers. Totally not influenced buy my current theme...
 
Granted, but they get stolen by a certain dragon immediately and you never get to use them.


I wish that the Reshi v Zekrom thread was converted to the White/Black Kyurem thread for awesomeness points
 
All over everything, including you? Granted!

I wish I can catch up on my homework assignments.
 
Granted, now you have so mad skillz, you're considered a threat to the world -> you're gonna be locked up in an asylum.

I wish to become the luckiest person in the world!
 
Granted, you now have absolutely no effect over anything. Luck does not exist. It is all up to RNGesus.



I wish that Fish Plays Pokemon would finish the game already
 
Granted, because now you can't enjoy it continuing anymore and you'll be more bored. :p

I wish for more free-time starting now!
 
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