Finish the Story!

[Time Breaker]

One poster tells the beginning of a story (based on real events or not), and the next poster tells their ending of it. Then they post the beginning of another. For instance:
Poster 1:
Once upon a time, I broke my toothbrush.
Poster 2:
I missed it so much. The End.

One day, I did X.

And so on. Now, to start off:
Once upon a time, Bulbagarden's forums closed for a week.

 

[Kharixi]

The next week, everyone died from boredom. The end.

Once upon a time, a giant robot stubbed his toe.

 

[ReturnofMCH]

he didn't get hurt, he is a robot. the end.
one time, ME got demoted.

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

Everyone saw it coming though, it was his former Team Chaos connections that did him in. The End.

This one time, at band camp, my friend jumped into a fire...

 

[Kharixi]

...and he got burned severely. The end.

Once, I was playing a video game, and it was during a storm...

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

a black out came from a streak of lighting and thus ^ didn't kill the final boss.

One time, a girl contracts an alien to become a magical girl....

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

The alien says no. The end.

Once an elephant went rampaging through a zoo.

 

[Time Breaker]

The elephant trampled everything at the zoo, valuable or not. The end.

Three weeks ago, I died.

 

[Kharixi]

Next week, watch as you're resurrected. The end.

Once upon a time, a demon absorbed a little girl's body, and somehow became a giant.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

The Square/Cube Law applies and she gains health issues

Cthulhu rises....

 

[Kharixi]

And no one lived happily ever after.

Five years pass...

 

[Time Breaker]

About 1,825-7 days go by. The end.

One day, fresh water suddenly ignited into flames.

 

[Kharixi]

Then the oceans turned into fire and the world burned.

Once upon a time, two Pokémon killed each other.

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

They were a Pikachu and a Garbodor. There was much rejoicing. yaaaay.

Millions of trees grew overnight.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

The trees then suffered from overpopulation and died because weeds and choking ivies were everywhere and there were no organisms that could consume said invaders due to the cluttered space.

A giant turtle becomes friends with children.

 

[Time Breaker]

He accidentally steps on them and kills them all. The end.
Sorry, I don't get the reference. =P

At one point in time, Pikachu is replaced as the mascot of Pokémon.

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

And there was much rejoicing. yaaaay.

World War 3 began...

 

[Max1996]

And the world was no more. The end.

A Pikachu faces off against a Raichu...

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

But since it's Ash's Pikachu, it pulls a win out of its butt even though it probably shouldn't.

A murder trial is becoming overly dramatic.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

It ended with more murder.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle