Ghostpawse
Newbie IV Breeder
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- Oct 11, 2014
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Rated Restricted were a big no-no
Anything with language was also a no-go,
Staying up past nine and candy before bed,
Biting and fighting and hitting my brothers' head—
These are a few banned things.
Breaking the dress ups and ripping fairy wings,
Hair pulling, spitting, and arm fart sounds,
Yelling and screaming and indoor bounds.
It wasn't all bad you see,
I was a bit rambunctious, me.
With two brothers to commit childish deeds,
We often ended up having to pull weeds.
Taking the Lord's name in vain
And clogging the drain,
Biting the dog and over feeding the fish,
Pestering the goats and breaking a dish—
These were all banned
Along with throwing sand!
But alas, a happy childhood it was and is,
Oh! And no noisily sucking soda fizz!
Now with my big brother all grow up,
And a stubborn untrainable two year old pup,
New rules are in order...
Who knows? Perhaps I'll just become a martyr.
Physical profanities were banned, obviously,
Along with greed, selfishness, and gluttony.
Stupid was not to be said, but we did
My mom many times nearly popped her lid.
But all these things built me up strong.
A swimmer, a writer, and a drawer for very long,
I wrote this to be sung much like a song,
I just hope you understand, and did not get me wrong
Anything with language was also a no-go,
Staying up past nine and candy before bed,
Biting and fighting and hitting my brothers' head—
These are a few banned things.
Breaking the dress ups and ripping fairy wings,
Hair pulling, spitting, and arm fart sounds,
Yelling and screaming and indoor bounds.
It wasn't all bad you see,
I was a bit rambunctious, me.
With two brothers to commit childish deeds,
We often ended up having to pull weeds.
Taking the Lord's name in vain
And clogging the drain,
Biting the dog and over feeding the fish,
Pestering the goats and breaking a dish—
These were all banned
Along with throwing sand!
But alas, a happy childhood it was and is,
Oh! And no noisily sucking soda fizz!
Now with my big brother all grow up,
And a stubborn untrainable two year old pup,
New rules are in order...
Who knows? Perhaps I'll just become a martyr.
Physical profanities were banned, obviously,
Along with greed, selfishness, and gluttony.
Stupid was not to be said, but we did
My mom many times nearly popped her lid.
But all these things built me up strong.
A swimmer, a writer, and a drawer for very long,
I wrote this to be sung much like a song,
I just hope you understand, and did not get me wrong