Pokemon Jokes!

[Derier44]

Have a variation of a joke that has to do with pokemon, have a joke only someone who has played pokemon would get? Lets hear it.

Why did the Wailord cross the road?

Spoiler

Well....let me put it this way. Wailords dont cross roads.

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

What do you call a bed time story about a Pokemon? a Clefable

 

[Kakuna Matata]

Why did it take the construction workers awhile to get started on the gym renovations?

Spoiler

They had to wait for the Gym Leader's Seel of Approval.

 

[DracoMan]

This was Onix-pected.

 

[Kakuna Matata]

What did the poacher tell his partner when they were arrested by Officer Jenny?

Spoiler

Our Zangoose is cooked.

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

Ash ask Paul "where the hell did you learn training from" "High expectations Asian father."