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The best Pokémon come backs.

actually, i was chatting with my friends (i'm a girl) and there were some guys in my class playing pokemon on the computer and they were rilly bad a it and suddenly i turned around and said:
"You'll never beat a dragonite with a charizard, idiot!!!" then i snatched the mouse from them and won the battle.
now they don't think i'm such a wimp anymore

and the point is: PLAYING POKÉMON ISNT THAT BAD
 
leafpikker said:
"You'll never beat a dragonite with a charizard, idiot!!!"
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Well I can. It's really really hard though, but not impossible.

Back on topic, the other day I had this conversation:

Friend: Will you ever grow up and stop playing that thing?
Me: Will you ever grow up and let people be?
 
If i get made fun of (as i play at school), I...school them revenge of the nerds style.
really, last time it went like this:
stupid jock: thats gay, and youre gay.
me: you're just overcompensating for something, baby (then i winked at him. note: im not gay, but can act pretty well)
sj: Whats that mean?
 
Ryuutakeshi said:
My favorite

"I like playing video games involving monsters, you like playing video games involving monsters. The difference? I don't like blood."
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I love this quote!

anyhow...

"Critics who treat adult as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."

that's from C.S. Lewis, buddy. :naughty:
 
well, I would just like to tell you that I don't give a damn about what you think, so kiss my ass :)
 
leafpikker said:
actually, i was chatting with my friends (i'm a girl) and there were some guys in my class playing pokemon on the computer and they were rilly bad a it and suddenly i turned around and said:
"You'll never beat a dragonite with a charizard, idiot!!!" then i snatched the mouse from them and won the battle.
now they don't think i'm such a wimp anymore

and the point is: PLAYING POKÉMON ISNT THAT BAD
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My rockslide Charizard beat Lance's Dragonite in FR/LG.
 
"Dude, you play Pokemon? Who does that anymore?"

"Me. And it made me a better artist without an art class than what you would be after an art class."
 
I'd ask him either why he cares so much that I play, or I'd tell him that no one cares. Both are effective.

Just look up slowly from the DS, say "No one cares," be sure to enunciate, and then look back down as slowly as you looked up.
 
Pokemon is a really popular game, why would you be made fun of?

Also:
"Nice comeback. Did you get that off of Google?"
 
I have many lines.

"Yeah, I'll say that once SEGA finally makes a good Sonic game."
"Yes. I know that pokemon sucks your tiny little ___."
"Come back to me once you finally played a pokemon game."
"Stop talking about the anime."
"OK. Pokemon sucks. Whats your point?"
"I know you play it too. Lets trade pokemon sometime!"
 
"To be the best you got to be the best, best best best..."

"Are you singing Pokémon?"

"Wha? No, it's from this show called Chowder."

"Oh. I love Pokémon (my face-:eek:). I still have my Gameboy. My favorites were those foxes that had a lot of different versions...like, y'know, Vaporeon and uh..."

"The...uh...Eeveelutions?"

"Yeah!"

*whips out DS containing Platinum*

Super hot Senior girl knows about Pokémon. She just got a whole lot hotter...








BACK ON TOPIC

"Why are you playing Pokémon?"

"Why aren't you?"

*makes a point of it to use Hyper Beam on something*




Although a lot of people marvel at the fact that Pokémon now has touchscreen features and desperately want to touch something on the screen.






Kumo said:
Critics who treat adult as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.[/SIZE]

that's from C.S. Lewis, buddy. :naughty:
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Reminds me of a quote from a Nerf website.

"The day I can no longer see the joy in running around firing foam darts from plastic guns at other people like a small child is the day I die inside."

Except with, y'know, Pokémon.
 
You guys know comebacks like a majority of the ones posted are the reason you get picked on, right?

If someone makes fun of you for playing Pokemon and both of you are older than 16 or so, and you make a comment like a lot of the ones posted, you're getting made fun of because you're a weird asshole more than anything. (run on sentences ftw)

If you happen to be younger and he makes fun of you for what game you decide to play, there's no point going to their level by making a lame comeback. Either ignore it or, like a few other posters said, just say "Yeah, so?" and move on. Trying to be funny or "badass" will just come off really awkwardly ninety percent of the time.
 
I've found that this one works quite well if you're good at sounding and looking bored and detatched.

"You know...people like you really piss me off. I'm in a pretty bad mood at the moment, and I feel it would be in your...best interest, to back off and go act like a jerk (feel free to substitute a harsher word if you wish) to someone else...unless, of course, you want to help me figure out just how much pressure it takes to open that major artery in your arm there." Feel free to throw in a bored sigh every now and then.

It only works if you have long nails, though. The last time I did it they shut up really fast and just walked away without another word.
 
Probably because they were about to burst out laughing. That was like a bad movie monologue.
 
You know I saw something here about showing the bully/taunter pokemon game mechanics. I tried it. EPIC WIN.
Person: You play pokemon!>?!?!?!
Me: Yes. Why?
Person: THat's so LAME! Haha! YOu're probably so stupid, you need to make up for empty brain space!
Me: *Takes out paper* I am about to write a formula that every pokemon fan knows. It's very simple math that you should be able to understand.
Person: Sure *smirks*

I wonder if he figured it out yet?
 
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