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Corrupt a Wish

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Granted but it's covered in mould and is made of anti matter- BOOM!

i wish i could have more time to write my fics
 
Granted, you were expelled from your school.

I wish I were a werewolf who could never die.
 
Granted, but you are forced to listen to Justin Bieber forever

I wish i had an oscar mayer weiner...
 
Granted. Now every stranger you walk past on the street wants to eat it.

I wish I had a boyfriend.
 
Granted, but he used to be someone else's girlfriend.

I wish [REDACTED] had a crush on me.
 
Granted it's a literal crush .... on your crotch .... with a vice

I wish i was more active on here
 
Granted. It becomes the only thing you do all day.

I wish I had a better singing voice.
 
Granted. It is so intoxicating that everyone around dies and you're alone.

I wish I could be shot at the moon.
 
Granted. The cannon that you're in explodes.

I wish I could think of a good wish.
 
Your good wish that you think of will be corrupted

I wish i could work at game freak =D
 
Wish granted, you're fired for a lack of experience in developing video games.

I wish for an alien.
 
You get one that kills you as soon as you get it.

I wish i had all the high scores in the arcade here.
 
Granted. As soon as you do, someone else comes along and beats them.

I wish I could think of a wish as easily as I can think of how to corrupt wishes... >.<
 
granted but you get a phone with a touch screen that doesn't work properly

I wish i could play F1 2010 without spinning all the damn time
 
Granted, you crash immediately.

I wish I knew everything.
 
Granted, but...
I wish for an unlimited supply of non-hacked, non-glitched shinies that can't be released or killed. (Beat that!)
 
Granted, but Morshu comes and bombs your DS.

I wish for a clone of chuck norris who doesn't kill me.
 
Granted. The real Chuck Norris comes and kills both of you.

I wish I had the shiny Weepinbell back that was in my Leaf Green version that got erased after I lost it at Six Flags.
 
Granted, but it's real... and eats you like James but worse.

I wish people here were creative.
 
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