1000 Things To Do in Walmart When You're Bored

[VirtualAnomaly]

Hey! I couldn't find a thread anywhere over this so I thought I might start it!

The title shows exactly what we are doing here.

Rules:
1: Post what you would do in a Walmart if you were bored to tears.
2: You may repost, but don't post consecutively. Give other people a chance!

Lastly, let's try to make it to 1000. I think it would be pretty sweet if we did. Also, number what your idea is. I'll start.

#1: Ride a bicycle throughout the store.

 

[Feenie]

#2: Eat everything I could get my hand on in the bakery section.

 

[Scarlet Sky]

#3 - Move a "Caution Wet Floor" sign to an area with a carpet floor.

 

[jokool]

#4: Go nuts in the video game section!

 

[Almonds]

#5 check out new pokemon plushies

 

[The Medicine Cat "猫"]

#6 Take all the wheel chairs and drag race! "Vroom~Vroom~"

 

[Scarlet Sky]

#7 - Dart around the store intently, humming the Mission Impossible theme.

 

[Feenie]

#7: Go in the toy section and get all of the play-doh out and make a sculpture.

 

[VirtualAnomaly]

#8: Run through the drink isle and shake as many sodas as possible.

 

[Scarlet Sky]

#9 - Purposefully use up all of the toilet paper in the store's restrooms and write "Haha, you're f*cked now!" on each bare toilet paper roll.

 

[DracoMan]

#11 Hide in clothing racks and shout "Pick me!" at browsers.

There are two #7s up there, just FYI.

 

[VirtualAnomaly]

#11 Hide in clothing racks and shout "Pick me!" at browsers.

There are two #7s up there, just FYI.

Thanks lol I didn't see that.

#12: Follow someone random who first walks into the store, and stay about 5 feet behind them until they leave.

 

[Almonds]

#Play golf in the Wii section

 

[jokool]

#14: Try to find that last freakin' thing on your list!

 

[The Medicine Cat "猫"]

#15 Slip on soda you spilled and sue, landing you in jail after your 1,000 things!

 

[Almonds]

#16 eat everything at the tasting corner

 

[DracoMan]

#17: Say to an employee, "Code 3 in Housewares," and watch what happens.

 

[Kantomasta]

#18 Grab random stuff out of people's carts. (It's not OFFICIALY stealing until you are out of the store)

 

[Almonds]

#19 Search for chocolate yopleit

 

[Scarlet Sky]

#20 - Dress up as a Wal-Mart employee and stand outside the store's entrance, greeting everyone who passes by with "Welcome to Wal-Mart! Get your shit and get out!"